I don't have kids so I didn't really think about this. Wifey came home with like 5 boxes of baby wipes. I'm like "Are we having a kid?", and she explained that in lieu of TP, we could use these....genius! I guess my Charmin Forever Rolls will never be used and will literally last forever.

So for those of you with kids, what other hidden secrets could you share in regards to alternative items?

Just a FYI...You can’t flush those things.

If you mix a tablespoon of children’s allergy liquid with a tablespoon of Mylanta (sp?) and gurgle for 60s it’ll knock out a sore throat. I sometimes use it during allergy season. The pharmacist calls is Magic Elixir.

Oops......:wtf2:

Does this really work? :tiphat:

No it works. If you ever get that annoying dry cough when allergy season ramps up. Do that for a couple days. Morning and before bed. Don’t eat or drink for 30 mins after doing it.

You can actually swallow it if you want but I just spit it out.

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I just bought a bidet. All my toilet paper is for sale on eBay.

sssup duudes.

:hello:

these tags are getting outta hand duudes.

:mad:

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The tags have been pretty ridiculous for several months (since thread XXXIII) and you just now decided they 'are getting outta hand'? What was it that pushed you over the top? :icon17:

everything duude...:icon14:

He thought the assclown had set the bar but did not see the human centipede hamster habitat coming down the pipes :icon17:

Or "jar spackles covid gypsies"

I’ve been tested positive for Covid-19 and any woman saying man flu doesn’t is lying


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duudes.

be safe out there.

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