duudes.

Loess Hills National Scenic Byway is twisty AF. Every other part of Iowa is... suboptimal.

And Iowa State Police are no joke. They don't run speed traps but instead actively hunt, everywhere. And they are good at it.

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Everytime I fart I yell out, "EW was here!!!!".

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duudes, im melting down right now...:mad:

'rona catch you up?

There's just a little over 900 on the forum right now.

Just think of all that boost you can make with that cold air. :tup:

All bots scouring the forum.

If you're bitchin' 'bout the heat. We don't want to hear it. :shakes head: YOU WANTED TO MOVE THERE. NOT US!

nope, its stinky gas... my back end is getting a workout..:icon14:

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i said nothing bout the heat duude... i love the heat duude! im sooo glad to be here, i say it every day..

What are you? A candy bar on a hot sidewalk?:icon14:

no my butthole falling out... thats what duude...

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If we are all planning a mid-country rendezvous this summer, the Spoiler is down with the monkey on that....

Skyline drive in VA would be nice or the Black Hills of SD would be cool... I don’t care if there are twistys or not... The journey there would be fun all by itself...

Maybe by a strip club too... or even a bacon factory tour... or heck just find some strippers who serve bacon...

thats what happens when you start fartin like somethings wrong with you duude... :mad:

The roads are no where near as flat and strait as hellinois. I can mash down on 5+ mile straits all over. I want to go somewhere I can :driving:

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It's in November

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then lets go to colorado duude... do pikes peak, and so many other nice spots out there duude.

So your saying FP and Huck are shacking hence the Divorce?

This things happening are getting out of hand. I can’t fathom such preposterous acts!
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:ugh:

Can you all make up your minds where we all meet this summer while I finish my business on the toilet!

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im hurt'n duudes..

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Zoren can definitely help you out with that :stirthepot:

No ZdayZ :shakes head:
Guess I’ll stay home & hopefully be working in my garage by then :ugh2:
Unsure about November; it gets cold as chit in the mountains :nutswinger:

What :ugh2:
You Guy’s got things scrambled up :wtf2:
I met Huck & his wife, she’s like :yum:
I’m pretty sure Presto got divorced from Huckleberry’s wife’s sister, or something like that :icon14:

I’m gonna go to bed; Night Folks :tiphat:

You too EW :nutswinger:

Skyline is delightful but the NPS Police are pretty hardcore there. I've driven most/all of non-coastal CONUS so if we are serious ab this I will consult my logbooks...

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You don't last long at all. LOL

I don't need it to be cold. It get's even crazier in the cold with cold tires as you were reminded yesterday.

He's a light weight when it coming to going to bed. :rofl2:

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:shakes head::shakes head:

:yawn::yawn:

:werd:

Mud Otter

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Ew had a few of these. :rofl2: