The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 12:03 AM

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

Rusty · 09-13-2019, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

No..........just your throat closing shut and you can't breath.

I like watching people turning blue and becoming smurfs.

madwi · 09-13-2019, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

If you have not killed them with holy fire just yet, call a local bee keeper, they would love to get a free queen and relocate the hive.

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 05:53 AM

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If you have not killed them with holy fire just yet, call a local bee keeper, they would love to get a free queen and relocate the hive.

fire was my first choice... but the hive is legit 3 feet from my neighbor's house and I didnt think he'd appreciate if it went awry.

So I started up the ole power washer with a 0 degree angle nozzle, and hit them with holy water instead.

JLarson · 09-13-2019, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

fire was my first choice... but the hive is legit 3 feet from my neighbor's house and I didnt think he'd appreciate if it went awry.

So I started up the ole power washer with a 0 degree angle nozzle, and hit them with holy water instead.

Black powder should be your go-to!

Zingston · 09-13-2019, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

The bees are trying to tell you something vis a vis your hot yoga pant'ed neighbor.

sx moneypit · 09-13-2019, 07:06 AM

Good morning friends!

TGIF!

Rusty · 09-13-2019, 08:02 AM

I'z up.

I'm a barely functioning human being at the moment.

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 10:23 AM

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The bees are trying to tell you something vis a vis your hot yoga pant'ed neighbor.

That I should "sting" her until she goes into anaphylactic shock?

I like your style, sir and/or ma'am!

JLarson · 09-13-2019, 11:37 AM

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That I should "sting" her until she goes into anaphylactic shock?

I thought he was saying you need to carry her off to your hive, and feed her royal jelly.

jchammond · 09-13-2019, 03:44 AM

Up a bit early today & look over a few schematics & symbols

Believe it or not; I’m one of the seniors in the class

Gotta ensure I cruise through the exams

jchammond · 09-13-2019, 04:38 AM

Hey EW; I just made you a chocolate brownie

Rusty · 09-13-2019, 08:41 AM

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Hey EW; I just made you a chocolate brownie

With nuts?

sx moneypit · 09-13-2019, 08:57 AM

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With nuts?

Zingston · 09-13-2019, 09:26 AM

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With nuts?

And corn?

09-13-2019, 12:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
BettyZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: USA Age: 38 Posts: 5,260 Drives: A Garage Queen Rep Power: 2684372	GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole. On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis. __________________ '14 MB Nismo \| Boost Lab 6870 1.32 AR 553 HP / 471 ft.-lbs. Betty Mods

09-13-2019, 07:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
sx moneypit Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Memphis,Tn. Age: 68 Posts: 3,388 Drives: 2010 370Z PG 6 spd Rep Power: 2684371	Good morning friends!TGIF!

09-13-2019, 08:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,524 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684439	I'z up. I'm a barely functioning human being at the moment. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

09-13-2019, 03:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Up a bit early today & look over a few schematics & symbols Believe it or not; I’m one of the seniors in the class Gotta ensure I cruise through the exams __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

09-13-2019, 04:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Hey EW; I just made you a chocolate brownie __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

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