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Leingod 10-02-2018 12:20 PM

What size tires can my stock car run?

What windshield wiper size do I get?

Do I use this filter or that filter?

Why are parts for this car so expensive?

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal?

How do I shift an automagic?

Why is the car so noisy?

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic.

Why can't I do a burnout?

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn.

What's a CSC?

Why does this car only have 2 seats?

Can I drive it in the snow?

sx moneypit 10-02-2018 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3789476)
What size tires can my stock car run?

What windshield wiper size do I get?

Do I use this filter or that filter?

Why are parts for this car so expensive?

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal?

How do I shift an automagic?

Why is the car so noisy?

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic.

Why can't I do a burnout?

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn.

What's a CSC?

Why does this car only have 2 seats?

Can I drive it in the snow?

:rofl2:

JLarson 10-02-2018 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3789476)
What size tires can my stock car run? 42.

What windshield wiper size do I get? 11

Do I use this filter or that filter? Yes to all filters

Why are parts for this car so expensive? Because you touch yourself at night

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal? You were granny shifting and double clutching weren't you?

How do I shift an automagic? With the unicorn lever.

Why is the car so noisy? Why is it not noisy enough?!

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic. Argument for post birth abortificants

Why can't I do a burnout? You can, you just aren't trying hard enough

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn. Have you tried cursing at it?

What's a CSC? Connected Socialist Commune

Why does this car only have 2 seats? There are rare models that come with 4

Can I drive it in the snow? I only ever drive mine in snow! You are failing because you are a bad driver!

:iagree:

Leingod 10-02-2018 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789480)
:iagree:

You're ready for the general section

JLarson 10-02-2018 12:34 PM

Other good ones:

Has anyone ever tried a muffler delete?

Has anyone ever used straight pipes?

If I use test pipes/hfcs will I get a CEL?

How much hp will I get for x/y/z?

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too quiet!

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too loud!

FPenvy 10-02-2018 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789483)
Other good ones:

Has anyone ever tried a muffler delete?

Has anyone ever used straight pipes?

If I use test pipes/hfcs will I get a CEL?

How much hp will I get for x/y/z?

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too quiet!

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too loud!


wait..........is this directed towards me? :confused:

JLarson 10-02-2018 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789484)
wait..........is this directed towards me? :confused:

No, you already know the answers to those questions!

FPenvy 10-02-2018 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789485)
No, you already know the answers to those questions!

i am the answers to those questions lol

Leingod 10-02-2018 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789486)
i am the answers to those questions lol

Yes

Leingod 10-02-2018 12:40 PM

Whats a good test pipe?

Do I need the extra O2 bungs?

Why is the shift knob so hard to take off?

Here's photos of my destroyed shift knob!!

Rusty 10-02-2018 01:56 PM

How often should you grease the muffler bearings?

Which blinker fluid should I use?

How do I adjust the Johnson rod?

What is the torque setting for the nut behind the wheel?

How do I install a flux capacitor?

How do I recharge a flux capacitor?

Which dino pizz do I put in the tank?

Which dino chit do I use for grease?

onzedge 10-02-2018 02:30 PM

See below:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3789514)
How often should you grease the muffler bearings?

Weekly

Which blinker fluid should I use?

Wesson

How do I adjust the Johnson rod?

Until it is tight

What is the torque setting for the nut behind the wheel?

4 Newtons

How do I install a flux capacitor?

Google it

How do I recharge a flux capacitor?

434 9 volt batteries wired in series


Which dino pizz do I put in the tank?

Stegosaurus

Which dino chit do I use for grease?

T-rex toe jam


Hotrodz 10-02-2018 02:46 PM

Come on now! There still some good ones that have not been mentioned:

I thought my gas mileage would be better!

How much air do you put in your tires?

Should I use nitrogen?

Should I get an oil cooler?

What should be my first mod?

What is rev matching all about?

What are the best tires for road and track?

Should I get X pell, Clear Bra or ceramic coating?

My Nismo suspension is to stiff?

How many of you rev to to redline?

Is revving to redline hard on the motor?

Why is the gear box not as smooth as my Honda?

Geez! I think I am ready for action now!


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Leingod 10-02-2018 03:03 PM

Don't forget the greatest!

Is Evo-R ok to buy from?

Followed by...

My Evo-R order showed up 9 months late, on fire, shattered, and I can't get ahold of anyone.

Rusty 10-02-2018 03:33 PM

Butt Dyno

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My flavorite. :rofl2:
Passenger Noise Reducer

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This one is for FPenis. :rofl2:
Tampon Dispenser (For Automatics)

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Flux Capacitor :eek:

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onzedge 10-02-2018 03:46 PM

:icon17:

FPenvy 10-02-2018 04:36 PM

The best part is I know the search function on the forum itself is absolute trash and that google is the way to go......but I had to find out on my own so can the new guys lol

Hotrodz 10-02-2018 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789551)
The best part is I know the search function on the forum itself is absolute trash and that google is the way to go......but I had to find out on my own so can the new guys lol

Okay go to the Brakes and Suspension section as we have our first victim!

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eastwest2300 10-02-2018 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3789365)
:shakes head::shakes head::shakes head:


Someone's man card needs to be stamped 'Tool-Tosser'.... Never throw away tools.... :icon14: Donating is acceptable, but trashing.... that's sacrilegious.:shakes head::shakes head:

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

madwi 10-02-2018 05:39 PM

:stirthepot:
Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3789574)
:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:


Spooler 10-02-2018 05:58 PM

Been gone for work 2 days and come home to a bad breaker in the box for the bathroom. Trying to scrounge up a new one for temp. GFCI breakers can be a pain.

Rusty 10-02-2018 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3789572)
Okay go to the Brakes and Suspension section as we have our first victim!

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You mean the next sacrificial victim. :rofl2:

Rusty 10-02-2018 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3789586)
Been gone for work 2 days and come home to a bad breaker in the box for the bathroom. Trying to scrounge up a new one for temp. GFCI breakers can be a pain.

I hate that when that happens. :shakes head:

madwi 10-02-2018 07:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

Rusty 10-02-2018 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3789606)

Yeah.......this is about how picture you at work. But wearing flip-flops, cut-off shorts, wife beater tee shirt, a fake gold chain around your neck, a 6 pack of twinkies and Dew sitting in front of you.

Pintsize725 10-02-2018 07:34 PM

Sick again with the kiddo. I'm so tired of this crap.

madwi 10-02-2018 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3789610)
Yeah.......this is about how picture you at work. But wearing flip-flops, cut-off shorts, wife beater tee shirt, a fake gold chain around your neck, a 6 pack of twinkies and Dew sitting in front of you.

whoa whoa whoa. Do you think I like to dress like im from Jersey?

madwi 10-02-2018 07:56 PM

Twinkies are blah. Gotta have the good stuff.
https://i.imgur.com/9w1kZ9Ll.jpg

madwi 10-02-2018 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 3789620)
Sick again with the kiddo. I'm so tired of this crap.

Gotta go to costco and pick up the ginormous tubs of 1000mg vitamin c chewables. :hello:

Rusty 10-02-2018 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3789628)
whoa whoa whoa. Do you think I like to dress like im from Jersey?

At least I didn't say you're sitting there in your underwear. :rofl2:

Rusty 10-02-2018 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3789630)
Twinkies are blah. Gotta have the good stuff.
https://i.imgur.com/9w1kZ9Ll.jpg

Thought you liked your twinkies deep fried along with chocolate covered bacon.

madwi 10-02-2018 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3789640)
Thought you liked your twinkies deep fried.

Nah, I prefer the good things in life. I actually hate twinkies if I am honest. I am not a cake eater, although it appears I love cake. :icon17:

madwi 10-02-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3789640)
Thought you liked your twinkies deep fried along with chocolate covered bacon.

That looks like milk chocolate. Maybe you glossed over where I said I like the good things in life? Dark chocolate or :gtfo2: And yes, I would eat bacon drizzled with dark chocolate, not coated with a 3/4nap paint roller. :yum:

jchammond 10-02-2018 09:01 PM

Long day @ work; currently sitting in Waffle House.
:yum:

Rusty 10-02-2018 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3789646)
That looks like milk chocolate. Maybe you glossed over where I said I like the good things in life? Dark chocolate or :gtfo2: And yes, I would eat bacon drizzled with dark chocolate, not coated with a 3/4nap paint roller. :yum:

Last I I was in Ocean City Md. on the boardwalk. A shop there had chocolate covered bacon with different chocolates. The price was over $20.00 a lbs. :eek:

Rusty 10-02-2018 10:12 PM

We had tornadoes in the area. :eek:

jwick 10-02-2018 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3789631)
Gotta go to costco and pick up the ginormous tubs of 1000mg vitamin c chewables. :hello:


Oil of Oregano

jwick 10-02-2018 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3789640)
Thought you liked your twinkies deep fried along with chocolate covered bacon.


Mmmm...chocolate covered bacon

onzedge 10-03-2018 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3789669)
Mmmm...chocolate covered bacon

:driving:

jchammond 10-03-2018 05:42 AM

:hello:
Morning fellas


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