The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Spoiler · 01-03-2018, 04:11 AM

I hate waiting for the coffee to get here...

Zoren 370 · 01-03-2018, 06:10 AM

Haha...Sorry Sir running late its snowing in FL!!!

Heating up the coffee now!

DeliriousClam · 01-03-2018, 06:23 AM

I'll pay someone to knit a sleeve for the hebi bebi

Zoren 370 · 01-03-2018, 06:29 AM

^^How about this? Slippery but it warms the shift knob!

45BA060D-39F3-45E2-B735-CF8A503EE658.jpeg

DeliriousClam · 01-03-2018, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

^^How about this? Slippery but it warms the shift knob!

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doubt it'd do much when it's single digit weather out

Leingod · 01-03-2018, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

^^How about this? Slippery but it warms the shift knob!

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extra grip!

Zoren 370 · 01-03-2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

extra grip!

Lien now thats what Im taking about!!!

Snow and Ice in FL! Ice Age is coming!

Who said there is global warming!!!

Under the sheets probably!

Zoren 370 · 01-03-2018, 08:11 AM

Coffee Rep is out! Keep warm

madwi · 01-03-2018, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Lien now thats what Im taking about!!!

Snow and Ice in FL! Ice Age is coming!

Who said there is global warming!!!

Under the sheets probably!

Outside the basement doors.

Snowing pretty good at the moment. Fit did 60 mph on the expressway the whole way home

I had some jackass in a SUV get up on my *** while I was in the slow lane, I rolled the window down and was going to give em the middle finger and I realized it was a state trooper

Rolled the window back up and grumbled to myself.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 06:55 AM

Happy Wednesday!!!

Where is Mr. JAR?

Leingod · 01-03-2018, 08:26 AM

-10 outside currently. I think the high is supper to reach -5. Wind chill puts us at -26 right now. I'm shocked my car battery wasn't dead this morning. About half the city needed a jump.

madwi · 01-03-2018, 08:31 AM

I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.

madwi · 01-03-2018, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Thank the heavens the Fit's gas tank is so small. Hands were frozen while at the gas pump.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 01:29 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'

01-03-2018, 06:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
DeliriousClam A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: NJ Age: 31 Posts: 3,758 Drives: 12 Base Sport Rep Power: 54273	I'll pay someone to knit a sleeve for the hebi bebi __________________ Stillen, AAM, Shine Auto, Fujimora, Swift, EVO-R, Carbon Fiber Element, Nitrous Outlet MECP Advanced: CEA26671 Most of what I post here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything I post here as fact.

01-03-2018, 06:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	Happy Wednesday!!! Where is Mr. JAR? __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

01-03-2018, 08:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	-10 outside currently. I think the high is supper to reach -5. Wind chill puts us at -26 right now. I'm shocked my car battery wasn't dead this morning. About half the city needed a jump. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

01-03-2018, 01:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard' __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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01-03-2018, 04:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684381	I hate waiting for the coffee to get here...

01-03-2018, 06:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	Haha...Sorry Sir running late its snowing in FL!!! Heating up the coffee now!

01-03-2018, 06:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	^^How about this? Slippery but it warms the shift knob! 45BA060D-39F3-45E2-B735-CF8A503EE658.jpeg

01-03-2018, 08:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	Coffee Rep is out! Keep warm

01-03-2018, 08:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.