Pickup lines

Dreadnaught · 11-11-2014, 01:21 AM

^ Haha!

SgtGoldy · 06-18-2015, 03:28 PM

"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???"

"No, why?"

"Cause you got that ***-Ma!!!"

osbornsm · 06-06-2019, 08:20 AM

FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!!

Sweet, this is like buried treasure

Pick up line:

Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted?

HEK · 06-07-2019, 09:52 PM

you know you may think I'm too old to date you but ...can I adopt you?

bunk · 06-10-2019, 07:31 AM

Hawaiian pick up line....

kamaniwannalaya

vtec to vvel · 06-20-2019, 09:05 PM

1. You wanna give me your number now or later? (This one really works as long as you do it right!)

2. Do you like math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

MZ DAIZY · 06-23-2019, 05:24 PM

Hey babe, What does this rag smell like?

PAYCO · 06-24-2019, 09:55 AM

Would you like a dance ?. If she says no the reply is "Sorry, you misheard me, I said you look really fat in that dress".

I was chatting a girl up in a bar and I said you are like my little toe. She said "why because I am small and cute". I replied "No, because I will probably end up banging you on my coffee table".

RonRizz · 06-30-2019, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

1. You wanna give me your number now or later? (This one really works as long as you do it right!)

2. Do you like math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Not sure this works with the "new" math, whatever the hell its called. Lol

RonRizz · 06-30-2019, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MZ DAIZY

Hey babe, What does this rag smell like?

Winner

11-11-2014, 01:21 AM	#256 (permalink)
Dreadnaught Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Farmington, Utah Posts: 582 Drives: 14 SR 370z 6MT Rep Power: 10139	^ Haha! DavidZ370 likes this. __________________ Ford Diesel and Heavy Line Technician at your service.

06-18-2015, 03:28 PM	#257 (permalink)
SgtGoldy A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,503 Drives: C63 AMG - LSD Rep Power: 650	"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???" "No, why?" "Cause you got that *-Ma!!!" __________________ C63 AMG** LSD - Straight Pipe - EuroCharge v5 - Vossen CV7 - IG: @SuperFastYo

06-06-2019, 08:20 AM	#258 (permalink)
osbornsm A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: WHAT Posts: 2,551 Drives: 2018 Camaro SS 1LE Rep Power: 423	FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!! Sweet, this is like buried treasure Pick up line: Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted? __________________ 2018 Camaro SS 1LE (455hp) - 2011 Nissan 370z (333hp) - 2004 VW R32 (240hp) - 2000 Civic Si (160hp)

06-07-2019, 09:52 PM	#259 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 65 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 659	you know you may think I'm too old to date you but ...can I adopt you? osbornsm likes this.

06-10-2019, 07:31 AM	#260 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	Hawaiian pick up line.... kamaniwannalaya __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

06-20-2019, 09:05 PM	#261 (permalink)
vtec to vvel A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: 813 Posts: 3,903 Drives: 13 Z Rep Power: 499553	1. You wanna give me your number now or later? (This one really works as long as you do it right!) 2. Do you like math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. __________________ Don't like what I post? Too bad. I really don't give a sh!t

06-23-2019, 05:24 PM	#262 (permalink)
MZ DAIZY A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,776 Drives: Miss Daisy Rep Power: 549977	Hey babe, What does this rag smell like?

06-24-2019, 09:55 AM	#263 (permalink)
PAYCO Base Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: uk Posts: 128 Drives: 350z Rep Power: 8	Would you like a dance ?. If she says no the reply is "Sorry, you misheard me, I said you look really fat in that dress". I was chatting a girl up in a bar and I said you are like my little toe. She said "why because I am small and cute". I replied "No, because I will probably end up banging you on my coffee table". osbornsm and Rusty like this.

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