Pickup lines

Chupacabra · 05-04-2012, 04:09 PM

You: "You work for Fedex right?"

girl: "no, why"

you: " I saw looking at my package and just assumed"

Zoren 370 · 05-04-2012, 06:01 PM

How about this:

BOY: Hello ms are you lost?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because my name is FOUND.

CORNY!!!

Zoren 370 · 05-04-2012, 06:06 PM

Ok how about this one for size:

Boy: Excuse me Ms are you kinda a KLEPTOMANIAC?
Girl: Huh??? why?
Boy: Because you just STOLE my Heart.

Sysopz · 05-04-2012, 06:13 PM

Do you F@#k, S@#k take it up the A$$ or am I wasting my time with a Jesus Freak?

MacLean · 05-04-2012, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sysopz

Do you F@#k, S@#k take it up the A$$ or am I wasting my time with a Jesus Freak?

Just ask if she wants to F**K instead of going throw all that. You might get slaped or most would be shocked to hear that.

05-04-2012, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
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05-04-2012, 06:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913655	How about this: BOY: Hello ms are you lost? Girl: Why? Boy: Because my name is FOUND. CORNY!!!

05-04-2012, 06:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913655	Ok how about this one for size: Boy: Excuse me Ms are you kinda a KLEPTOMANIAC? Girl: Huh??? why? Boy: Because you just STOLE my Heart.

05-04-2012, 06:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sysopz Base Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: PA Posts: 58 Drives: 2011 370z Rep Power: 15	Do you F@#k, S@#k take it up the A$$ or am I wasting my time with a Jesus Freak?