oh god frost :roflpuke2: :ughdance:

Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol :tup:

"Don't worry, you'll be back home before your husband gets off work.."


"So... Wanna go back to my place and do something thats Illegal in 14 States??"


"You know where I come from, it's perfectly legal for a cousin to sleep with her brother so long as she don't sleep with her cousin. Thats called Inbreedin!"


"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"

Epic!

a tip of the ole hat to you sir! :tiphat:

"I can HAZ Vagina?"
"K THX BAI!"

of course this would have to be used on a semi nerdy female, the non nerdies wont get it.

This thread is all win!!! Got me rolling like a fat girl. :D

God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

here's one:

put your arm around her, check her shirt tag and say "uh huh, just as I thought"

Her: "what?"
You: "Maaade in heaven"

it will never work with a "10" but two "5's" should count as a 10

How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

another words "straight up no chaser" :roflpuke2:

"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."

"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

Buzz Killington

I have to get an application to be an astronaut, because I suddenly want to explore Uranus.

"but only a little"

What do a roll of toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons :p