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phelan 11-12-2009 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 251609)
"you wanna hit it before or after your cartoons come on?"

oh god frost :roflpuke2: :ughdance:

XwChriswX 11-12-2009 11:49 AM

Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol :tup:

"Don't worry, you'll be back home before your husband gets off work.."


"So... Wanna go back to my place and do something thats Illegal in 14 States??"


"You know where I come from, it's perfectly legal for a cousin to sleep with her brother so long as she don't sleep with her cousin. Thats called Inbreedin!"


"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"

INTENSEPOWER 11-12-2009 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 276959)
Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol :tup:


"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"

Epic!

a tip of the ole hat to you sir! :tiphat:

INTENSEPOWER 11-12-2009 12:14 PM

"I can HAZ Vagina?"
"K THX BAI!"

of course this would have to be used on a semi nerdy female, the non nerdies wont get it.

Crash 11-12-2009 12:40 PM

This thread is all win!!! Got me rolling like a fat girl. :D

j.arnaldo 11-12-2009 12:50 PM

God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

Chico370Z 11-13-2009 03:29 PM

here's one:

put your arm around her, check her shirt tag and say "uh huh, just as I thought"

Her: "what?"
You: "Maaade in heaven"

it will never work with a "10" but two "5's" should count as a 10

frost 11-13-2009 08:55 PM

How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

antennahead 11-13-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 279094)
How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

another words "straight up no chaser" :roflpuke2:

frost 11-13-2009 09:13 PM

"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."

frost 11-13-2009 09:14 PM

"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

blue660r01 11-13-2009 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo (Post 277008)
God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

Buzz Killington

frost 11-13-2009 09:22 PM

I have to get an application to be an astronaut, because I suddenly want to explore Uranus.

antennahead 11-13-2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 279110)
"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."

"but only a little"

antennahead 11-13-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 279116)
I have to get an application to be an astronaut, because I suddenly want to explore Uranus.

What do a roll of toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons :p


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