Mightybobo I love your "camero". Lol
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(you): Giant polar bear
(she responds): what (you): it's an icebreaker. Hi I'm... I don't know if your beautiful; I havnt gotten past you eyes yet |
This one was used by a friend of mine who had gotten a divorce a few months before.
Walk up to the woman Man: Hi Woman: Hi Man: Can I buy you a house? Woman: ... I just said it was used, not that it worked. -William |
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Frost you got another avatar
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Are you a magnet cuz I'm attracted to you.
You know what your eyes are the same color as my (insert supercar of choice) (I know it's a stretch but 370Z) |
I'm glue, whatever hits me, bounces off and sticks to you! :p
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That didn't make sense. Should it be youre like glue???
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"you wanna hit it before or after your cartoons come on?"
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LMAO, you sick bastard (you know I luv ya dude) |
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Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan.
If I was a fly I would biz around you because your da sh¡t |
(Hand her a drink)
"Does this taste like GHB to you?" what? "What?" |
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