^ Haha! :icon18:

"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???"

"No, why?"

"Cause you got that ***-Ma!!!"

FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!!

Sweet, this is like buried treasure :rofl2:


Pick up line:

Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted?

:bowrofl:

you know you may think I'm too old to date you but ...can I adopt you? :driving:

Hawaiian pick up line....

kamaniwannalaya

1. You wanna give me your number now or later? (This one really works as long as you do it right!)

2. Do you like math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Hey babe, What does this rag smell like?

Would you like a dance ?. If she says no the reply is "Sorry, you misheard me, I said you look really fat in that dress".

I was chatting a girl up in a bar and I said you are like my little toe. She said "why because I am small and cute". I replied "No, because I will probably end up banging you on my coffee table".

Not sure this works with the "new" math, whatever the hell its called. Lol

:rofl2: Winner :rofl2: