Pickup lines
 

I am posting a thread for pickup lines. There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Here are a few I have already:

did you fart because you blew me away?

Are you from tennesee because you are the only Ten I see.

Do you have a bandage because I scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not telling you this because I am trying to impress you but I'm batman.

I just relized that you look just like my next gitlfriend.

I can tell the future; you giving me you number

Feel free to include your own or just laugh.

I wish I was a whale .... because then I'd have a tongue ten feet long and could breathe through the top of my head.

You've got a pu$$y, I have a d1ck, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!

(Rammstein lyric) lol

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

thats like in chemistry (high school) when we would write Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen every where!

(Bi Tc H) for those who dont know their periodic table of elements!

Phosphorus Iodine Radium Tellerium

Carbon Radium Phosphorus

Carbon Oxygen Carbon Potassium

Fun with the periodic table!

you: You work for Fedex Right?

Girl: No why?

you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured....




I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see me in your pants :D

Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..;)

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1. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

2. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

3. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

4. Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

5. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

6. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

7. You know what would look great on you? Me.

8. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

9. All those curves! And me with no brakes!

10. Can I even get a fake number?

11. You’ll do.

Lol

I know I'm not a grocery item but your checking me out

if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

I just wouldn't want ak to shut this thread down because it's f!&@ing hilarous.

In this economy, I see a good one being.

I have a job, wanna fuck?

Good one banningZ

I'd drink your bath water and not even need a chaser :yum:

Oh Sorry! I totally must have read over that one. I'll change the font color.

"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it"

Frost win!

http://www.adequatulence.com/hartman...unds/susan.wav

but if it was "spike", she'd want the pain :rofl2:

hopefully you are using this line on somebody over 18, lol. or you didn't just throw her in the back of your icecream truck

"So, I was in 8th grade too once"

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

"in the back of your icecream truck"

How do you think he got the nickname "Frost"? :eek:

"My magic watch tells me you are not wearing any underwear."
The response is something along the lines of, "It's wrong, I am."
Tap your watch and say, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"

^This one actually worked once for a friend of mine.

^ thasts a good one,lol

I would just say: Wanna F**k?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.

"Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?"

bloodhound gang reference?

Ding ding! Xfiles isn't on anymore.

that's okay i have dvds :)

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

not gonna lie the batman one made me laugh

If I told you, you had a great body....... would you hold it against me?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed acess.

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible. ;)


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

That last one won't ever work

Babelfish just gave me this translation, wtf, lmao:

It hears what time is it, because when I saw you I stop to me