Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave...

but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her:
Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned).
Man looks at her like her face just got blown off.
Woman: Um, I'm fine.
Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender).
The bartender brings her a glass.
Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils).
The man is extremely concerned.
Man: Somebody call 911.
Woman: Is everything ok?
Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!!
Bartender calls 911.
The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils.
Man: Are you ok are you hurting?
Woman: Why would I be?
Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt.
:happydance::happydance::happydance:

(Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.)

Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50

"You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up"

"You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..."

"I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut."

" you got a back seat? Good cuz im putting my Bike in it" :p

"Challenge Accepted!"
-Barney Stenson

I can be your wingman!

Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!"


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lol Im open for applications

Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl

Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way.

If a chick is staring at you. You say.......

Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy.

Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post... :tup:

:bowrofl: dont know why thats funny but it is. :rofl2:

at first i thought it said " i have a bone to pick with you" lol either way i found it funny.:happydance:

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later.

Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl.

Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth.

Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis.

I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap.

Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon)

If you right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?

Hurry up, I'm tagging your mom in an hour....

Sure....as long as you swallow

Sounds like some of these pick up lines are no good, maybe if you are trying to online date on e-harmony or something. :bowrofl:

Drive by a bus stop at the mall in my Nismo, nuff said

HEY you as parking meter?



Cuz you got Fine written all over you

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Hey how are you can I put my penis in your hand.:roflpuke2:

Not sure if this has been said...
*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!

Hey...how about this one DE.....after a girl sneezes, instead of saying "God Bless You" say "You're soooooo good look'n"!!!

Tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

my best pick up line: " Hi "

i may not have taken your virginity.. but can i atleast have the box it came in

hmm my magical watch says your not wearing any panties

" actually i am wearing panties (or somthing of that sort)

Hmm must be an hour fast

dont know if anybody has posted this but

super slick z driver - " is it just me or is the upsexy kinda high in here? "

Ditzy chick - " whats upsexy? "

super slick z driver - " not much you "

kinda dumb but o well lol

you must drink lots of milk because milk does the body good :tup:

Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

:wtf2:

you must be really tired because you've been running thru my mind all night :driving:

nice shoes

"Hi, have you met my friend 'insert name here' "

Always works if you're with a friend at a bar. And being in the military like me and my buds, its even easier. :tiphat:

That's not a pickup line... That's an introduction.