Lets not turn this rape into a murder

i'll be your long division if you be my continental divide

That shirt is awfully becoming on you...... If I were on you, I'd be coming too...

You remind me of my second wife......and I've only been married once

I love this thread, comes with so much added extra cheese.

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When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. Yet that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.

Do you kiss your mom every day and thank her for passing her genes to you...:driving:

If there was a clock in my pants it would be high noon

on a scale of zero to america, how free are you ?

Now I know what a million bucks looks like :tiphat:

you - "do you like strawberries or blueberries?"
girl - "uhhh strawberries...."
you - "oh ok just wanted to know what kind of pancakes I should make in the morning"

Used this once. Got a yes.... awkward situation.:icon14:

Thats as classy as "Your pu$$ies rodney king, and I'm 4 cops, now lets get to the beatin"

Idk if these have been used but
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face

^ Haha! :icon18:

"Excuse me, do you have an inhaler???"

"No, why?"

"Cause you got that ***-Ma!!!"

FOUR YEAR OLD BUMP!!!!

Sweet, this is like buried treasure :rofl2:


Pick up line:

Do you mind if i hang out here until it's safe back where i farted?

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you know you may think I'm too old to date you but ...can I adopt you? :driving:

Hawaiian pick up line....

kamaniwannalaya

1. You wanna give me your number now or later? (This one really works as long as you do it right!)

2. Do you like math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Hey babe, What does this rag smell like?

Would you like a dance ?. If she says no the reply is "Sorry, you misheard me, I said you look really fat in that dress".

I was chatting a girl up in a bar and I said you are like my little toe. She said "why because I am small and cute". I replied "No, because I will probably end up banging you on my coffee table".

Not sure this works with the "new" math, whatever the hell its called. Lol

:rofl2: Winner :rofl2: