Tomorrow I'm going to my favorite strip club

andre12031948 · 12-06-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

No, I just haven't heard of a Nudie bar not serving alcohol before like previously mentioned. It's full Monty here. I don't want XIP to be disappointed with his first Strip club experience.

You got me there

Tazicon · 12-09-2013, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

Is there a shortage of strip clubs in North America.

No shortage here in Vegas, but after a certain age they just don't appeal to you I will go to strip clubs with the wife when she is in the mood but otherwise they just aren't fun. You can spend a grand easy and not get anything, at least out here you can jump over the mountains and have a sure deal.

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tazicon

No shortage here in Vegas, but after a certain age they just don't appeal to you I will go to strip clubs with the wife when she is in the mood but otherwise they just aren't fun. You can spend a grand easy and not get anything, at least out here you can jump over the mountains and have a sure deal.

Here you can get a village for that amount.

When I was married, my wife & I never went to a strip club. I brought the girls (strip club) home for her

XiP · 12-06-2013, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Let me know when you're coming to Toronto. I'll help you cross that off your bucket list.

Will do! I'll be visiting alcheng some time in April or May, maybe we can all meet up

andre12031948 · 12-06-2013, 08:13 PM

if I had to put a visit to a strip club in my bucket list, I would shoot myself, or OD on anti depressants.

gsxr750 · 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM

Its an old rule that goes along with selling liquor.

In NYS if you sell liquor = nipples must be covered with pasties and girl must wear some bottom attire.

In certain clubs they get around the law by only serving POP and Candy = totally nude.

Same thing here in Vegas, totally nude = no liquor

nmjaxx9 · 12-07-2013, 05:29 PM

Just don't sell yourself instead of the stripper selling their body, LOL although some cougar strippers might want all of that.

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 06:47 PM

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

Zbrah · 12-09-2013, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

It's a pain relief medicine.

All this talk about strippers and hookers and not one picture!

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zbrah

It's a pain relief medicine.

All this talk about strippers and hookers and not one picture!

It's cold and the roads are icy. I'm stuck in the house

Not at the pick state yet.

DEpointfive0 · 12-09-2013, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

It's cold and the roads are icy. I'm stuck in the house

Not at the pick state yet.

He's in CA.

TMI means too much information.
OxyContin is like stronger Vicodin, probably one of the most abused drugs.

And c'mon dammit, we need pics of the stripper!!! (Please for the love of god no díck in them)

Tazicon · 12-09-2013, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

Come on now, even at 65 you know what OxyContin is............You probably are a rush fan and followed his whole undoing. More likely you are taking it from some of your posts!

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tazicon

Come on now, even at 65 you know what OxyContin is............You probably are a rush fan and followed his whole undoing. More likely you are taking it from some of your posts!

I knew what the h*ll you are talking about.

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 08:29 PM

but now its time for me to go watch FOX news

Tazicon-just kidding...

roy'sz · 12-07-2013, 07:43 PM

Not in Portland! Red bull vodka+cooters n nips= a damn good time!

12-06-2013, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	I'm sorry pal BUT if I had to put a visit to a strip club in my bucket list, I would shoot myself, or OD on anti depressants.

12-09-2013, 06:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	There's a problem-can use some help She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin. Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head. Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths???? Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful..... fzgood likes this.

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andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	want to thank you for your company & participation on this cold icy night but now its time for me to go watch FOX news Tazicon-just kidding...

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