Caption Competition #2....

frost · 03-13-2009, 08:29 PM

"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"

Anatoray · 03-23-2009, 12:52 AM

Warning: Windshield is not a television. The image you see is not the newest racing videogame.

KillerBee370 · 03-25-2009, 10:47 PM

"When attempting to hold in the urine from drinking waaay too much beer, do not sit forward as this may inevitably dribble piss onto the floor mat and you know what a bitch that'll be to clean!"

sylenze · 03-26-2009, 01:36 PM

If you can't pin your kid to her seat on your z...then you are driving too slow... dont even say anything just hit the gas and make her sit her *** down...

Supracrazy · 04-03-2009, 01:18 PM

Some young child playing with herself?

chubbs · 04-03-2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supracrazy

Some young child playing with herself?

Haha - very drole!

Darkstar87695 · 05-19-2009, 07:53 PM

WARNING: Air bag cannot be used as a propulsion device to rocket you out of the car...

Junior370z · 05-19-2009, 09:18 PM

"The dash equiped in the 370Z is NOT a scratch and sniff. Letting small children attempt this may cause dissapointment."

CBRich · 06-03-2009, 11:37 AM

No! No! For God's sake she's your niece.

Crash · 06-03-2009, 06:57 PM

^^^ haha!

k20z3 · 06-03-2009, 07:14 PM

iit looks as shes trying to hold a flow of diarrhea from unleashing onto the z's great interior...so it says don't get in poop first!

pty370z · 06-04-2009, 09:24 AM

"..For the love of God, don't look at your kid while driving. PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!.."

Santent · 07-14-2009, 01:35 AM

"praying and hitting your head against the passenger dash will not make positive pregnant results go away, for that.. see hard impact crashes at 30 miles per hour (pg 36)"

tonmed123 · 07-14-2009, 02:03 AM

Warning to Z owners: Small children will piss themselves at 150mph.

initialgemini · 07-14-2009, 02:36 AM

Do not allow small children to rub butt against the seat edge.

05-19-2009, 09:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
Junior370z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Las Vegas Age: 49 Posts: 1,024 Drives: over the speed limit Rep Power: 293	"The dash equiped in the 370Z is NOT a scratch and sniff. Letting small children attempt this may cause dissapointment." __________________ DON'T DO IT! ( Click to show/hide ) Stillen CBECAI-U/D PulleyGround KitSwaysSetrab Oil CoolerIchiba Rear Camber KitAgility CoiloverBerk HFCTechnosquare TuneGT-R ButtonVenaci MeshSP Performance Cross Drilled/Slotted RotorsSPC Toe BoltsBomex LipMud flapsAero Jacket Type III WingSold

06-03-2009, 06:57 PM	#25 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 589	^^^ haha! __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

06-03-2009, 07:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 33 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 404	iit looks as shes trying to hold a flow of diarrhea from unleashing onto the z's great interior...so it says don't get in poop first! __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

06-04-2009, 09:24 AM	#27 (permalink)
pty370z Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 654 Drives: over the speed limit Rep Power: 17	"..For the love of God, don't look at your kid while driving. PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!.." __________________ 2010 Solid Red 370Z * *Touring-Sport-6MT Black Interior Performance:** STILLEN * BERK * UR * MISHIMOTO * K&N * Z1 * ZSPEED * UPREV * DBA Interior: GT-R Red Start/Stop Button * MSA Floor Mats * PW:JDM Exterior: INGS+1 * SEIBON * FUJIMURA * PW:JDM * UAM * KICS * VOLK

07-14-2009, 01:35 AM	#28 (permalink)
Santent Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ft. Worth, TX Posts: 79 Drives: 09 Mont Blue 370z Rep Power: 15	"praying and hitting your head against the passenger dash will not make positive pregnant results go away, for that.. see hard impact crashes at 30 miles per hour (pg 36)" __________________ Tickets are on sale for the QQ train, im in first class, where's your a$$?

03-13-2009, 08:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"

03-23-2009, 12:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
Anatoray Track Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 794 Drives: 09 BLK 370Z Rep Power: 17	Warning: Windshield is not a television. The image you see is not the newest racing videogame.

03-25-2009, 10:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
KillerBee370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So Cal baby! Age: 51 Posts: 5,964 Drives: with passion Rep Power: 321	"When attempting to hold in the urine from drinking waaay too much beer, do not sit forward as this may inevitably dribble piss onto the floor mat and you know what a bitch that'll be to clean!"

03-26-2009, 01:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
sylenze Base Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So Cal/SB county Posts: 222 Drives: 370z 6mt+SP PG Rep Power: 16	If you can't pin your kid to her seat on your z...then you are driving too slow... dont even say anything just hit the gas and make her sit her *** down...

04-03-2009, 01:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
Supracrazy Base Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wellington Posts: 50 Drives: 95 Nissan240SX AW M5 Rep Power: 16	Some young child playing with herself?

05-19-2009, 07:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Darkstar87695 Base Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 183 Drives: 09 Black 370z Rep Power: 16	WARNING: Air bag cannot be used as a propulsion device to rocket you out of the car...

06-03-2009, 11:37 AM	#24 (permalink)
CBRich A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: SC Posts: 2,464 Drives: 370Z Rep Power: 544	No! No! For God's sake she's your niece.

07-14-2009, 02:03 AM	#29 (permalink)
tonmed123 Base Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Houston,Texas Posts: 223 Drives: 09 370Z Red M6 Rep Power: 267	Warning to Z owners: Small children will piss themselves at 150mph.

07-14-2009, 02:36 AM	#30 (permalink)
initialgemini Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 340 Drives: 2011 FX 35 Rep Power: 250	Do not allow small children to rub butt against the seat edge.

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