Caption Competition #2....
 

Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual...


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7.../untitled2.jpg


Captions anyone?...

When you realize collision is inevitable, and your not wearing your seat belt(Dum**ss)! Move forward to lessen the impact that is about to occur!

:rofl2:


NissanMan says, "Don't pee on the seat, kids!" :)

just the tip

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

^^^ LOL!

If sitting this close to windshield, you may need glasses.

"In the event of losing control of the vehicle and impact is imminent, it is safer to buckle your seat belt...assuming the fetal position will not work to your benefit."

Shes afraid and looking for the floor and her other arm and leg.

"Ensure to lock your vehicle when not in use to prevent squatters from moving in."

"Nissan doesn't recommend potty training your child in the passenger seat."

" yes little kim, that is a Twin Turbo Z that just raped your dads car"

"The addition of a change holder may be beneficial since picking up loose change off the floor requires a high degree of flexibility."

No poopin on da seats!

"You will go blind if you j-o in the passenger seat"

CAUTION: Do not make small children try to read the non-functional and barely visible digital clock. The numbers aren't going to get any clearer.