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Adam is in a panic, Eve is having her first Period! He Prays to God: Adam: God, Eve is bleeding between her legs. I don't know what to do! God:

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Old 10-28-2009, 03:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Adam is in a panic, Eve is having her first Period!

He Prays to God:

Adam: God, Eve is bleeding between her legs. I don't know what to do!
God: Don't worry Adam...it's nature. What have you done so far?
Adam: I took her down to the river to clean up...
God: I wish you hadn't done that
Adam: Why not?
God: I can get the blood out of the river, but I'll never get the smell out of the fish!

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nice joke! interesting..actually its my first time to read this one..so where do usually get this joke?
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OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now.
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OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now.
I still love sushi!
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I heard it from my uncle or my dad a few years ago...
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