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kannibul 10-28-2009 03:04 PM

Eve's first period...
 
Adam is in a panic, Eve is having her first Period!

He Prays to God:

Adam: God, Eve is bleeding between her legs. I don't know what to do!
God: Don't worry Adam...it's nature. What have you done so far?
Adam: I took her down to the river to clean up...
God: I wish you hadn't done that
Adam: Why not?
God: I can get the blood out of the river, but I'll never get the smell out of the fish!

:happydance:

Matt 10-28-2009 05:14 PM

9.8/10

Bravo sir.

vipor 10-28-2009 05:48 PM

scaaarrrrryyyyyy

you've ruined me for life

:roflpuke2:

370Zsteve 10-28-2009 06:48 PM

:rofl2:

george 10-28-2009 07:48 PM

:icon18: nice joke! interesting..actually its my first time to read this one..so where do usually get this joke?:driving::driving:

TX_370 10-28-2009 07:49 PM

:rofl2:

Win!

semtex 10-29-2009 08:24 AM

OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now. :barf:

vipor 10-29-2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex (Post 257334)
OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now. :barf:

I still love sushi! :roflpuke2:

kannibul 10-29-2009 10:44 AM

I heard it from my uncle or my dad a few years ago...


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