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Old 12-07-2011, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!
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3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

ROFLMFAO Dude that was a good one
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