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Papa Giuseppe takes his son the top of hill overlooking the harbor.

He says, ‘Son, look out at the harbor. You see all those boats? I built all those boats with these two hands, but do the call me Giuseppe the boat builder? Nope.’

He then points out over the village. ‘Son, look out over the village. You see all those roofs. I built all those roofs with these two hands, but do they call me Giuseppe the roof builder? Nope.’

‘But you f*ck one goat...’
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