The Official FLORIDA Thread

[AlphaSnacks]

Originally Posted by Huck

Haha stalker mode engage!

Zdayz 2014!!

LOL basically.

I'm gonna' start leaving notes on the car if I find it.

"Treat her right..."

"Stop parking so damn close to the store entrance. Park away from people."

"If I see any curb rash on this car, I know where you live."

"Wash it once a week...by hand...two buckets...microfibers only, using the most expensive product you can get. If you machine wash it, so help me GOD"

"Watch out for lovebugs"

"Hi, by now you've figured out I'm the former owner of this car. Don't be scared. But I was very much obsessed with it, so now I'm obsessing over it vicariously through you by telling you treat the car right. She likes her oil changed regularly. Be gentle with the 1-2 shift. The clutch doesn't appreciate abuse, don't dump it...or I'll dump your face. Okay, that wasn't nice. But seriously, don't do it. Change the diff fluid every 4k miles. Every 2k if you drive hard. Change the oil every 5k miles. Check the filters every 3 months for bugs and grit, and try to keep the filters clean. Check your tire pressure, they must be at 36 all around - these are Michelin Super Sports, they are very expensive. Check....listen, I'll give you $25K, give me my car back. Here's my number...."