I don't get it!!!

ProfessorDave · 08-27-2014, 10:00 AM

How does one restrict oneself from making love? At first I thought duct tape, but then thought the bondage fans might get excited by that, sabotaging efforts to be celibate. Then I wondered about self-induced coma. But that seems impractical, as most of us have to work during the week, not to mention that a similar practice didn't turn out so well for Michael Jackson.

The answer seems to be that such restrictions are not plausible. I'm pretty sure Mr. Peabody would tell Sherman to engage freely in sexual and mileage hedonism. So that's my plan.

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ProfessorDave A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 1,580 Drives: In the fairway Rep Power: 20	How does one restrict oneself from making love? At first I thought duct tape, but then thought the bondage fans might get excited by that, sabotaging efforts to be celibate. Then I wondered about self-induced coma. But that seems impractical, as most of us have to work during the week, not to mention that a similar practice didn't turn out so well for Michael Jackson. The answer seems to be that such restrictions are not plausible. I'm pretty sure Mr. Peabody would tell Sherman to engage freely in sexual and mileage hedonism. So that's my plan. __________________ Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT