She should not own a Z

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Em370z

Hahahahah man that was INTENSE!!!! Lol now i know for future reference man!!!
Thanks

I am here to help.

blackcherry20 · 08-15-2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I am here to help.

you're awesome that way

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

you're awesome that way

Ma'am.

RonRizz · 08-15-2014, 08:03 PM

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.

kenchan · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

It makes my day when I get a giggle out of you.

alcheng · 08-15-2014, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

You are welcome.

P's_Z · 08-15-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

confucius · 08-15-2014, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Made the night!

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by P's_Z

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

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Originally Posted by confucius

Made the night!

I like words. Thanks for stopping by, my friends.

jpkirk · 08-17-2014, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

I vote bitch. But it could be fantasy.

onzedge · 08-18-2014, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jpkirk

I vote bitch. But it could be fantasy.

Zoren 370 · 08-18-2014, 06:03 AM

Maybe she doesn't find you attractive or not her type?
Just kidding!
Maybe she just stole the car from his grandson and she doesnt actually own it. Or maybe she is having back pain for driving the Z and she is not in the mood.

Or she is on her last period in her life span and she is PMSing!

cigarclifford · 08-18-2014, 07:46 AM

Maybe She is a He................

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08-18-2014, 06:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	Maybe she doesn't find you attractive or not her type? Just kidding! Maybe she just stole the car from his grandson and she doesnt actually own it. Or maybe she is having back pain for driving the Z and she is not in the mood. Or she is on her last period in her life span and she is PMSing!