She should not own a Z

blackcherry20 · 08-15-2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I am here to help.

you're awesome that way

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

you're awesome that way

Ma'am.

RonRizz · 08-15-2014, 08:03 PM

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.

kenchan · 08-15-2014, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

TAFFYAPPLE?!

kenchan · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

It makes my day when I get a giggle out of you.

Em370z · 08-15-2014, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RonRizz

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.

Naa i took it right after she just gave me a look!! Just thought i would share this experience with ppl on forum!! Ever though about that bruh!

alcheng · 08-15-2014, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

You are welcome.

axmea? · 08-15-2014, 09:06 PM

You are clearly disappointed that your expectations were not met. Maybe you should not expect too much or change your approach like say something nice about her car instead of a wave. Then again, onzedge may be onto something.

P's_Z · 08-15-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

confucius · 08-15-2014, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Made the night!

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by P's_Z

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

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Originally Posted by confucius

Made the night!

I like words. Thanks for stopping by, my friends.

Masterbeatty · 08-15-2014, 10:53 PM

Back in NORCAL where I grew up my friends grandmother around the corner drove a bright red 300zx vert. Let's say he never heard the end of it about how smokin his GILF was driving that beauty around. I'm pretty sure she was well into her 50's but mmmmmm..mmmmm. This was also like circa 1999 ish.

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Back in NORCAL where I grew up my friends grandmother around the corner drove a bright red 300zx vert. Let's say he never heard the end of it about how smokin his GILF was driving that beauty around. I'm pretty sure she was well into her 50's but mmmmmm..mmmmm. This was also like circa 1999 ish.

Where in NorCal???

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Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122866	Back in NORCAL where I grew up my friends grandmother around the corner drove a bright red 300zx vert. Let's say he never heard the end of it about how smokin his GILF was driving that beauty around. I'm pretty sure she was well into her 50's but mmmmmm..mmmmm. This was also like circa 1999 ish. onzedge likes this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal