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SS_Firehawk 02-27-2013 06:14 PM

Salesmen can make good money, unfortunately in most cases, it does not take knowledge to sell a car. It does take someone personable, aggressive and willing to F@ck everyone else to make the deal. Whether it be the customer or his coworkers. They are like sharks. I used to sell cars a while back, I sucked. I was too nice, knew a lot, but if they didn't want to buy the damn car today, why the hell should I be forced to take them to see my manager? Age didn't help either. Most were put off because I was 22-23 at the time, they thought I was too young and couldn't have possible known about cars, safety, etc... I had a partner I would have to call over and soften them up, send them back to me so I can build rapport with them. I could never promise anything other than sticker before getting them to the table. When there, the managers refused to give me any information besides what numbers they threw at me and some coaching. A lot of customers just got up and left when they saw us start at sticker. Some managers work differently, but it was a PITA sometimes. Other times I would be fine, get them to the table and then the Manager would grab a veteran salesman to close the deal forcing me to cut my profit in half. Often times I only made $50, on average, maybe a few hundred. At the most, I think I banked $800. Some guys made over $1,000 on single deals. Knowing what I know now and working in that business, I don't want to ream the salesman through the coals, but I can read a con artist and a liar. When I finally bought mine, the guy knew I knew more than he did, the only thing he had to truly work were the numbers. He sold my Wife her Maxima, and me my Z.

ShutokuZ 02-27-2013 06:18 PM

Took my car in for the innitial oil change and while I was waiting a newer sales rep remebered me and started talking about brake work he was watching. He showed me a banjo bolt from the GT-R brakes and said and I quote "be careful with your Z brakes, the banjo bolts crack easy and they are $50 a pop. Your car has 3 per caliper."
I got up and walked away.......

FPenvy 02-27-2013 06:23 PM

Whenever I was test driving Z's before I bought mine I was down in VA and had a sales rep who I could barely understand. He knew nothing about the car and wasn't tryin to let me test it. My cousin and I being slightly clever and hustlers pulled a fast one on him. My cousin said I was a big time musician and he was my manager (believable based on the way I dress) and the dude was oh ok here's the keys and let me an my cousin take it right off the lot haha :facepalm:

SouthArk370Z 02-27-2013 07:26 PM

I have to agree that bad customers don't help, but, from where I sit, the biggest problem is the adversarial nature of buying/selling cars. Instead of having a set, take-it-or-leave-it price, you are forced to haggle. The salesperson naturally wants to make as much as possible; some are more devious than others to attain that goal.

I don't know what the solution is, the higher the price of an item, the more room there is for differences in prices, so it becomes a haggling game. And set pricing didn't seem to work for that car company I can't even remember the name of now.

I don't mind a salesperson trying to upsell - that's their job. It's when they start lying that I get pissed and walk off. Luckily, there are some honest ones out there. When you find one, make sure you return the favor and treat them right.

edub370 02-27-2013 08:19 PM

I don' get car sales people not knowing their product... U have like 8 total new products to know at factory sponsored dealership and if u don't know **** about a single one, i won't buy from u. Shows u don't care about doing your job correctly. Hell the basic brochure will tell u what u need to know about that vehicle

onzedge 02-27-2013 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by edub370 (Post 2188041)
I don' get car sales people not knowing their product... U have like 8 total new products to know at factory sponsored dealership and if u don't know **** about a single one, i won't buy from u. Shows u don't care about doing your job correctly. Hell the basic brochure will tell u what u need to know about that vehicle

:iagree:

Not intimately knowing what one sells is poor salesmanship.

SS_Firehawk 02-27-2013 09:12 PM

Most car salesmen jump from dealer to dealer, so they have to constant relearn something else. Not very many stick to the same place.

SouthArk370Z 02-27-2013 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2188130)
Not intimately knowing what one sells is poor salesmanship.

Kinky :yum:

122554 02-27-2013 10:12 PM

The day I was picking up my Nismo, the salesman started asking questions like my address, phone, employer, etc.. Then he asked me for my SS# and how much I make. At this point I asked why he wanted the info. He tells me its for the finance company.

"What are you talking about? I'm paying cash!"

Haboob 02-27-2013 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dP3NGU1N (Post 2187326)
Me: Is this with or without the sport package?
Him: It isn't
Me: But it has the sport package wheels.
Him: All of them have the same wheels.
Me: (getting into the car) It also has SRM...
Him: Let me go ask my manager
Me: Can you also ask him to get me a new sales person.
Him: ......... :(
Me: Thanks.

Had this at one dealership too (Coulter Nissan).


More:

(Coulter Nissan at a Stadium sale):
Me: "I'm here to check out the 2013 Z 6MT Base + Sport."
Dealer: "Those aren't even out yet."
Me: "Really? You have a Magma Red AT Base + Sport sitting just outside the stadium..."

Similar thing happened at Peoria Nissan.

Avondale Nissan:

Me: "I'm here to check out the 2013 Z 6MT Base + Sport in Midnight Blue."
Dealer: "We can order one, but you must agree to the price up front."
Me: "Is it possible to see a picture of it?"
Dealer: "No."
Me: "So you want me to agree to something I can't even see a picture of. May I ask you to call them, request a picture taken, and then email said picture to you right now?"
Dealer: "We can't do that."
Me: "Okay, what dealership are you getting said Z from, so I may go look at it. I'd like to not have to order one [proceeded to explain to him the ordering process and how long it would take over the holidays (thanks to this site and a knowledgeable dealership in Scottsdale, but they wouldn't play ball w/the pricing) and how I had to wait this long due to a refi. on my house]."
Dealer: "Well, you should have placed an order soon then [in a dickish tone]."
I walked out of the dealership at this point loudly explaining to my Dad who was with me that *salesman's name* was a complete jerk and didn't even know anything about the car.

Peoria Nissan:

Me: "I'm here looking for a 2013 Z 6MT Base + Sport in Midnight Blue."
Dealer: "The closest one is on the East Coast."
Me: I bring up Fontana Nissan and Planet Nissan's sites on my phone and email it to the dealer when I got home: "Show's that there's one in California and one in Vegas." Never received any response. :icon17:

alcheng 02-28-2013 12:30 AM

Wow... I am :icon14: & :eek: reading through the posts...

I think I am lucky cos so far those sale-rep I talked to knows about the product they are selling. :icon17:

maybe that's why we pay more in Canada.... :ugh2::ugh2:

2xtreme1 02-28-2013 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2187357)
Another one that was AWESOME...
(I had a Maxima that was totaled and it sat at the dealershit, and they tried to sell me a new one, which I didn't mind)

So, they brought a white one and they guy, like every sales guy goes, clean CarFax, 1 owner... I do a quick walk around, feel the paint, and I noticed something not Kosher... Popped the hood, awesome, for SURE painted...
I told the guy, and of course, he says, CarFax CarFax!... (They REALLY love that dumb *** thing...)
I showed him the paint overspray on the door jamb and overspray on the battery, and asked "Oh, so this is the way cars are from the factory?" He thought I was retarded and brought the sales manager... Sales manager said, yep, it's been painted and got a little pissed that they bought a damaged car...

Next Maxima they brought... Guy says it's an SV (for non-Maxima people, S is BASE, SV is leather, foglights, turn signals on the mirrors, and home link?)
He brings it out, gunmetal and I said "Oh, so dealer added leather?"
"Oh no, this is factory"...
"Um... No... This is a base S with added leather, see the lack of foglights and mirror signals?"
"This is a special 2010 model, they offered just leather"
So since the manager was still hanging around waiting for me to see the second one. I asked if I could get a word with him privately. Brought him over to the car, showed him something and said... "Look your boy doesn't know a goddamn thing about these cars. I really doubt Nissan fúcked up the stitching" (the center console lid and the door panels are "leather" no matter what trim package you get, and the stitching is like browny-orange... The stitching on the seats was white... LOL!!!)
I also said, "by the way... Front bumper has been repainted, the rubber seal between the hood and the bumper is painted over"

He asked if I wanted a job or could teach their sales team how to ID their cars

LOLLLLL I'm @ work just laughing at this hahahaha

2xtreme1 02-28-2013 01:05 AM

I finally remember one.
I was at a Nissan dealership tagging a long with my sister who was there to service her sentra.
I asked one of the sales guys if they had any Z in the new Magma Red. He is like yes we do we have one in the back.
Eager to see the color, we go to the back ...only to find out it is a solid red..LOL
Then I told him that was not the color I was talking about, and apparently he did not know anything about the Magma red.

I also always find it funny when i randomly for whatever reason show up the the z dealership and start looking at some Z and they come up to you asking if you want to buy it and you tell them " I already have one thank you" and they walk away all sad hahahah

tWeEzY 02-28-2013 01:45 AM

I can usually tell if the salesman knows anything about the car if they looked surprised when you use the remote window roll down feature.

Infamous 02-28-2013 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SS_Firehawk (Post 2187427)
When I first started looking around, my request was simple. Base Coupe SP model. They have me drive a pearl white touring sport convertible. Then asked me what it would take for me to take that car home... Not happening. We go inside, there is a Nismo. "You want to try this one?" Face palm... Fast forward a year, same dealership, new salesman. Same request. Pearl white touring SP... right next to it was a base sport in black. We get back from the test drive and I say, write me up for that black one.

Which dealership did this happen at? Henderson tried to scam me for a couple thousand dollars, so I left and bought my mb base at desert.

NitrousZ34 02-28-2013 02:41 AM

I had a local dealer tell me that the Z is faster than the new Porsche 911 :roflpuke2:

alcheng 02-28-2013 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NitrousZ34 (Post 2188444)
I had a local dealer tell me that the Z is faster than the new Porsche 911 :roflpuke2:

I bet you walked out of that dealersh!t faster than a Porsche 911.

:bowrofl:

b1adesofcha0s 02-28-2013 07:26 AM

3 years ago I went from MD to NJ to look at a used 2009 Maxima....

Me: This car has graffiti keyed onto the side and it has 5000 miles more than what was listed on your website. When I called I was told the pictures on the website were up to date and the car was in good condition. Can you lower the price somewhat to compensate for these things?
Salesman: That listing was posted over a year ago and the car has been here since then. We can't lower the price.
Me: And you never thought to update it or try to clean up the car a bit?
Salesman: ......
Me: Bye!

It was a good thing we made it a family trip to NYC for the weekend to visit other family otherwise I would have been extra pissed for wasting all that time to go there.

bfowlzr33 02-28-2013 07:40 AM

them- this one right chere chirp tire in third gear hur hur
me- yea, no longer interested in this one right "chere"

found another one in georiga and luckily when i did drive 6 hours to get my z there was only a few paint chips on the front bumper and nothing else

Joepro 02-28-2013 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 2187545)
i've curious to see what happens when i got to get my clock spring (little part in steering column that passes electricity to the lights on steering wheel controls) replaced soon. my warranty on my 09 is still good til this september since it was on a dealer lot for so long :tup: win there. i'm hoping they dont have to pop the hood and see my intakes......or hear my 90% straight exhaust set-up when i'm coming in lol

Which dealer do you go to? My cousin worked at 2 Nissian dealers in the Pittsburgh area previously(was a tech for 5 years :tup:) he still knows peeps there in servic, if they give you trouble we can make some calls! Also one of my coworkers was the service manager at South hills Nissan and knows everyone there, and has many connections to West and East Nissan as well, and the Nissan rep has a honda pilot that we service:bowrofl:, might need to pull that string if my motor keeps eating oil. Also, don't take any crap about mods, unless the mods can be proven to cause te failure they is nothing they can do about it. Thats like saying because you added more ram to your computer caused the power button to stop working, and the warranty is no good, companies have been getting away with this crap for years, we the consumers need to put an end to it!

FPenvy 02-28-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joepro (Post 2188544)
Which dealer do you go to? My cousin worked at 2 Nissian dealers in the Pittsburgh area previously(was a tech for 5 years :tup:) he still knows peeps there in servic, if they give you trouble we can make some calls! Also one of my coworkers was the service manager at South hills Nissan and knows everyone there, and has many connections to West and East Nissan as well, and the Nissan rep has a honda pilot that we service:bowrofl:, might need to pull that string if my motor keeps eating oil. Also, don't take any crap about mods, unless the mods can be proven to cause te failure they is nothing they can do about it. Thats like saying because you added more ram to your computer caused the power button to stop working, and the warranty is no good, companies have been getting away with this crap for years, we the consumers need to put an end to it!

for this fix i think im just going to beaver county nissan since my uncle is a salesman there. most of the techs there are good. that or my friend who works at the acura dealer in wexford said their nissan garage just got a GT-R master tech and he's certified with 370's as well.

Joepro 02-28-2013 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 2188566)
for this fix i think im just going to beaver county nissan since my uncle is a salesman there. most of the techs there are good. that or my friend who works at the acura dealer in wexford said their nissan garage just got a GT-R master tech and he's certified with 370's as well.

Thats good you have a connection! That is Wright Nissan, my cousin worked their for 3 years then moved over to kenny ross For 2 yrs in butler.

FPenvy 02-28-2013 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Joepro (Post 2188590)
Thats good you have a connection! That is Wright Nissan, my cousin worked their for 3 years then moved over to kenny ross For 2 yrs in butler.

i always mix up the dealerships in wexford since there's like 30 of them lol

DEpointfive0 02-28-2013 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 2188524)
3 years ago I went from MD to NJ to look at a used 2009 Maxima....

Me: This car has graffiti keyed onto the side and it has 5000 miles more than what was listed on your website. When I called I was told the pictures on the website were up to date and the car was in good condition. Can you lower the price somewhat to compensate for these things?
Salesman: That listing was posted over a year ago and the car has been here since then. We can't lower the price.
Me: And you never thought to update it or try to clean up the car a bit?
Salesman: ......
Me: Bye!

It was a good thing we made it a family trip to NYC for the weekend to visit other family otherwise I would have been extra pissed for wasting all that time to go there.


I would have killed them or at least keyed the car even more...

DEpointfive0 02-28-2013 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bfowlzr33 (Post 2188541)
them- this one right chere chirp tire in third gear hur hur
me- yea, no longer interested in this one right "chere"

found another one in georiga and luckily when i did drive 6 hours to get my z there was only a few paint chips on the front bumper and nothing else

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :icon18::bowrofl::roflpuke2:

Gauge 02-28-2013 08:58 AM

When I bought my white Nismo, they had a Black Nismo there as well. The actual sale was smooth. We agreed on a price before I ever set foot on the lot. I didn't even test drive it. Had them pull it out, sat in it, felt the steering wheel, signed some papers, and left.

When I got home I jacked it up and the suspension spacers were still on. So I call them back and tell them to look for them on the black one as I don't want them to have their sales hurt. He sends an e-mail back saying they were on the black one too lol.

But yea, other than that, no issues. I did have someone try to sell me a GTR I was drooling over when I took my car in for an oil change. He was very aggressive about trying to get me to test drive it. I can actually afford a GTR with my job, but I didn't want to test drive as I knew, as he did, that if I did, I was walking out with it.

b1adesofcha0s 02-28-2013 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2188606)
I would have killed them or at least keyed the car even more...

I didn't really want the car at that point so I didn't want to waste any more of my time there. Went back to NYC to enjoy the rest of my "vacation".

FPenvy 02-28-2013 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gauge (Post 2188625)
When I bought my white Nismo, they had a Black Nismo there as well. The actual sale was smooth. We agreed on a price before I ever set foot on the lot. I didn't even test drive it. Had them pull it out, sat in it, felt the steering wheel, signed some papers, and left.

When I got home I jacked it up and the suspension spacers were still on. So I call them back and tell them to look for them on the black one as I don't want them to have their sales hurt. He sends an e-mail back saying they were on the black one too lol.

But yea, other than that, no issues. I did have someone try to sell me a GTR I was drooling over when I took my car in for an oil change. He was very aggressive about trying to get me to test drive it. I can actually afford a GTR with my job, but I didn't want to test drive as I knew, as he did, that if I did, I was walking out with it.


if i made enough and still wasnt paying off school loans i would already have a GTR and not my 370.....unless i was able to afford both lol :tup:

DEpointfive0 02-28-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 2188642)
I didn't really want the car at that point so I didn't want to waste any more of my time there. Went back to NYC to enjoy the rest of my "vacation".

Lol, fair enough!
Did you at least write a bad review?

b1adesofcha0s 02-28-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2188659)
Lol, fair enough!
Did you at least write a bad review?

Was going to, but I forgot :shakes head:

Joepro 02-28-2013 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gauge (Post 2188625)
When I got home I jacked it up and the suspension spacers were still on. So I call them back and tell them to look for them on the black one as I don't want them to have their sales hurt. He sends an e-mail back saying they were on the black one too lol.

.

We have a reallt good customer that bought a s2000 on a whim when he was in Ohio a while back(used ovbiously has 20k). He brought it in saying it rode rough and did not fell right. My best friend has an s2000 for years, I helped mod it so I have a good amount of wheel time behind one, definatly did not ride well...We went to pull in on the alignment rack and did not need the cheater boards to drive it on and we imediatly knew the spring blocks were still in it, pulled them out, aligned, handled like a go cart!

RonZwanson 02-28-2013 09:35 AM

When I was looking for my Z, I went to a couple dealerships to find what I was looking for (Either black or white sport 6mt). One of them was Exton Nissan. The sales manager there was a TOTAL tool. He was giving me the "I've got more Zs than anyone" schtick, and how he has dealerships calling from Maine to Florida trying to get some of his. All they had was base model 7ATs (three) and like, one used base 6MT. I drove a half hour away to Montgomeryville (where I bought my car). They had like, 15 of them, ranging from Nismos to bases, including the exact one I wanted. They also didn't offer me like, five dollars for my '03 Maxima which was in great condition.

As someone who was in sales for a while, that type of dishonesty drives me insane. It really bothers me when I'm dealing with sales people who don't do their job as well as I could. Know your stuff. It should be a given, but apparently few sales people invest the time in that anymore.

onzedge 02-28-2013 09:59 AM

Although this is not a Nissan dealer story, it's amusing, at least to me.

I was curious about the BRZ and so one of my sons and I made a trek over to the Subaru dealer to see if we could drive one.

Upon our arrival, we were immediately accosted by a sales person who was very eager to help. No BRZ's were on the lot -- each one they got sold immediately, as he explained. I asked him if there was a chance he could call me when one was available for a test drive and he said "Sure, give me $500.00 to hold one for you". I laughed out loud because I honestly thought he was kidding, but he was serious.

He then went on to regale me with the BRZ's available AWD. I looked askance at him and told him they are all RWD. He said "No, they are not, some are AWD." We turned around and went back to my car.

Gauge 02-28-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2188805)
I looked askance at him and told him they are all RWD.

I learned a new word today.

SS_Firehawk 02-28-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infamous (Post 2188435)
Which dealership did this happen at? Henderson tried to scam me for a couple thousand dollars, so I left and bought my mb base at desert.

Both at Henderson Nissan. Process was simpler for me though. VPP pricing was available so it was a set price when I walked in, I just had to notify them of that benefit. Car went from $36,700 to like $32,400. I also asked $6,000 for my 03 325i with 115,000 miles (strippo for a BMW), They gave mr $5,500. I also didn't want to start paying for four months. So my payment was deferred until then. Being deployed at the time, my interest rate was dropped from 8% to 4% and the bank hasn't changed the rate back since I returned. They had my orders and everything. I also didn't pay taxes on the car because I was deployed. So I made out well. When my Wife rolled in, she wanted to look at the Maxima and they kept pushing her towards an Altima. But she insisted on the Maxima. They were apprehensive because her score was only about a 620 and she rolled in with a Versa. She has me call her so she can beg me to let her buy it. I ask the typical questions and then ask to speak to the salesman. He realizes I'm deployed and Military, so he says he can get her in the car for 1.9% using the VPP program. There wasn't anything taken off the price of the car, but our payments are nearly identical and hers was $34k. She also got $11,000 for her Versa. I tried to explain that she can get it tax free but they didn't believe me and she didn't want to fight it or she would have paid a few thousand less. Her deal wasn't perfect, but it wasn't like we went in there fist fighting. She loves her car though. It's been reliable.

alcheng 02-28-2013 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2188805)
Although this is not a Nissan dealer story, it's amusing, at least to me.

I was curious about the BRZ and so one of my sons and I made a trek over to the Subaru dealer to see if we could drive one.

Upon our arrival, we were immediately accosted by a sales person who was very eager to help. No BRZ's were on the lot -- each one they got sold immediately, as he explained. I asked him if there was a chance he could call me when one was available for a test drive and he said "Sure, give me $500.00 to hold one for you". I laughed out loud because I honestly thought he was kidding, but he was serious.

He then went on to regale me with the BRZ's available AWD. I looked askance at him and told him they are all RWD. He said "No, they are not, some are AWD." We turned around and went back to my car.

I'll give him $500, but ask him to ONLY get me an AWD to test, if he cannot bring in a AWD for any reason, he gives you that $500 PLUS another $500 for wasting your time. See will he take the deal.

Jbwrecked 02-28-2013 10:38 AM

Sub'd for the awesome stories. I'm getting a real kick out of these lol

cheshirecat 02-28-2013 10:41 AM

350z was consuming oil. Dealer informs me "one quart of oil every thousand miles is normal for this car".

I ask "so, in 5k miles, it's normal for the engine to be completely dry and sieze?"

i just got a stupid look

Another dealer laughed about that story and replaced the short block. Lesson learned: don't waste your time at dealers that obviously don't want to help you fix a problem. Move on and let NNA know. Got a gift card from NNA for $150 bucks for the problem. Yey.

alcheng 02-28-2013 10:47 AM

My friend told me a similar story to the ^.

He used to own an E46 M3, the first production batch and they also have burning engine oil issue thus BMW actually granted an extended oil change and free engine oil refill up to certain mileage..


One day he was at the service department having his oil change done...


Friend: So this car has burning oil issue or something else?
SA: Yes, we have to refill the engine oil every certain period.
Friend: Is it normal for a car that burns engine oil?
SA: Well, because it's a RACE CAR engine, that's why it burns oil!!
Friend:.................

speedracer007 02-28-2013 10:52 AM

Bought my Z in October of last year so I was at the dealer lot and they had a couple of 2012s and a couple of 2013s.

The salesman starts off his pitch with how great the new Altimas are getting the 38 mpg Hwy. Hey then goes on to state that when they incorporate all the new "Altima" technology on the 2014 Z, it will probably get about 30 mpg Hwy.

I was actually dumbfounded :icon14: in trying to figure out his logic ( Are you telling me I should NOT buy a car from you today and wait a year for a 2014 Z that I am 99.99% certain will NOT get 30mpg?)

Bought the Z from another dealer a couple of weeks later.


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