What did you do with your Z today IV

Originally Posted by onzedge

Mr. Kenchan,

Please read this story, it might help.

Many years ago, I was vacationing in the Bahamas and I couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So I asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, I hit the beach with my spanking new tight Speedos, and my fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as I walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So I went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"