Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Leingod]

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

I haven't seen a pickup driver that could park worth a hoot. I had one at the airport that backed in ****-eyed and his big swamper tire was blocking my winter beater. Somehow, all the air vanished out of that tire....

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

[Fuzzzy]

Originally Posted by CMadison

Douche of the day, February 12, 2019

Funniest part of that pic is that the SOB angled in enough so that he could open his door.

Originally Posted by Leingod

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

I am fully behind the philosophy, but that would be a great way to get shot in a lot of places. The risk is not worth the satisfaction imo.

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by Leingod

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

Tennis ball packed full of 4F black gun powder with a M80 and a long fuse. Toss inside the car. Run like helll.


Or HTH pool chemical and hair cream. Mix only when needed. Roll into ball. Toss inside of car. Walk away and wait for fire dept to show up.

[Zoren 370]

Originally Posted by Rusty

Tennis ball packed full of 4F black gun powder with a M80 and a long fuse. Toss inside the car. Run like helll.


Or HTH pool chemical and hair cream. Mix only when needed. Roll into ball. Toss inside of car. Walk away and wait for fire dept to show up.

Rusty where you stationed in Afghanistan by chance sounds like al-Kaida commado training to me!

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Rusty where you stationed in Afghanistan by chance sounds like al-Kaida commado training to me!

DoD in the late 70's.