Official Crappy Parkers Thread

tranzloop · 06-28-2018, 02:57 AM

I am in the favoured spot for obvious reasons.

Does he need the extra space for a trapeze exit?

CMadison · 02-12-2019, 05:47 PM

Douche of the day, February 12, 2019

cooltoy · 02-12-2019, 08:14 PM

Two douches.

Ghostvette · 02-13-2019, 07:34 AM

I haven't seen a pickup driver that could park worth a hoot. I had one at the airport that backed in ****-eyed and his big swamper tire was blocking my winter beater. Somehow, all the air vanished out of that tire....

Leingod · 02-13-2019, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

I haven't seen a pickup driver that could park worth a hoot. I had one at the airport that backed in ****-eyed and his big swamper tire was blocking my winter beater. Somehow, all the air vanished out of that tire....

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

CRiZO · 02-13-2019, 12:03 PM

That's really lame.

Fuzzzy · 02-13-2019, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CMadison

Douche of the day, February 12, 2019

Funniest part of that pic is that the SOB angled in enough so that he could open his door.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

I am fully behind the philosophy, but that would be a great way to get shot in a lot of places. The risk is not worth the satisfaction imo.

Rusty · 02-13-2019, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

I started carrying a valve stem puller in my cars. Beyond tired of morons like that. If they're going to waste my time forcing me to crawl through my passenger side door because they can't park straight in the back of a lot, then they fully deserve swift karma on my part.

Tennis ball packed full of 4F black gun powder with a M80 and a long fuse. Toss inside the car. Run like helll.

Or HTH pool chemical and hair cream. Mix only when needed. Roll into ball. Toss inside of car. Walk away and wait for fire dept to show up.

Ghostvette · 02-14-2019, 08:21 AM

Dr.Lou · 02-14-2019, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cell

He eventually was cited a ticket for parking there....

I’d write him the ticket for blocking a driveway while I was waiting for the tow truck.

God-Speed · 02-14-2019, 09:08 AM

Glad to see the thread come back to life. I can almost guarantee that every time I go somewhere, there is always an idiot parker.

onzedge · 02-17-2019, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

Glad to see the thread come back to life. I can almost guarantee that every time I go somewhere, there is always an idiot parker.

Zoren 370 · 02-17-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Tennis ball packed full of 4F black gun powder with a M80 and a long fuse. Toss inside the car. Run like helll.

Or HTH pool chemical and hair cream. Mix only when needed. Roll into ball. Toss inside of car. Walk away and wait for fire dept to show up.

Rusty where you stationed in Afghanistan by chance sounds like al-Kaida commado training to me!

Rusty · 02-17-2019, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Rusty where you stationed in Afghanistan by chance sounds like al-Kaida commado training to me!

DoD in the late 70's.

Ghostvette · 02-18-2019, 08:40 AM

Handfull of mothballs in the gas tank is another good trick....

02-12-2019, 08:14 PM	#6633 (permalink)
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02-13-2019, 07:34 AM	#6634 (permalink)
Ghostvette A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Shawnee KS Posts: 5,698 Drives: 15 Magma Red 6MT Rep Power: 2684377	I haven't seen a pickup driver that could park worth a hoot. I had one at the airport that backed in ****-eyed and his big swamper tire was blocking my winter beater. Somehow, all the air vanished out of that tire.... Rusty and redondoaveb like this. __________________ 2015 Magma Red 6MT Sport Tech/2012 Fairlady MB 6MT Base (RIP 08032018)https://www.nicoclub.com/FSM/370Z/Coupe/

02-14-2019, 08:21 AM	#6639 (permalink)
Ghostvette A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Shawnee KS Posts: 5,698 Drives: 15 Magma Red 6MT Rep Power: 2684377	Rusty likes this. __________________ 2015 Magma Red 6MT Sport Tech/2012 Fairlady MB 6MT Base (RIP 08032018)https://www.nicoclub.com/FSM/370Z/Coupe/

02-14-2019, 09:08 AM	#6641 (permalink)
God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,366 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684377	Glad to see the thread come back to life. I can almost guarantee that every time I go somewhere, there is always an idiot parker. Rusty likes this.

02-18-2019, 08:40 AM	#6645 (permalink)
Ghostvette A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Shawnee KS Posts: 5,698 Drives: 15 Magma Red 6MT Rep Power: 2684377	Handfull of mothballs in the gas tank is another good trick.... __________________ 2015 Magma Red 6MT Sport Tech/2012 Fairlady MB 6MT Base (RIP 08032018)https://www.nicoclub.com/FSM/370Z/Coupe/

02-13-2019, 12:03 PM	#6636 (permalink)
CRiZO Track Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Dallas Posts: 672 Drives: in traffic Rep Power: 20699	That's really lame.

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