Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Masterbeatty]

So I come out of Home Depot, thank god in my wife's car to these phucks. I couldn't open the door. I asked the lady in the passenger seat to please move the car in a stern tone, she replies in a Hindu accent, " I'm sorry I don't know how to drive". Then I lost it and ask her to cal the driver since they can't park worth a damn. Then two mins go by he guy moves the car. I then leave my drivers door open until I was finished loading the car, about five mins. The. When I pulled out and left this other jeep pulled right in and double parked like an a$$. I then proceeded to laugh.

[metthem]

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

So I come out of Home Depot, thank god in my wife's car to these phucks. I couldn't open the door. I asked the lady in the passenger seat to please move the car in a stern tone, she replies in a Hindu accent, " I'm sorry I don't know how to drive". Then I lost it and ask her to cal the driver since they can't park worth a damn. Then two mins go by he guy moves the car. I then leave my drivers door open until I was finished loading the car, about five mins. The. When I pulled out and left this other jeep pulled right in and double parked like an a$$. I then proceeded to laugh.

Obviously neither does whoever parked like that. I hate people

[Limeybastard]

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

So I come out of Home Depot, thank god in my wife's car to these phucks. I couldn't open the door. I asked the lady in the passenger seat to please move the car in a stern tone, she replies in a Hindu accent, " I'm sorry I don't know how to drive". Then I lost it and ask her to cal the driver since they can't park worth a damn. Then two mins go by he guy moves the car. I then leave my drivers door open until I was finished loading the car, about five mins. The. When I pulled out and left this other jeep pulled right in and double parked like an a$$. I then proceeded to laugh.

Thanks your lucky stars the passanger did not swing the door open and ding your wife's car! This happened to me once back in England, also a lady with a hindi accent LOLz.

[God-Speed]

With very few cars in the lot, the guy still can't get it right!!

[Fuzzzy]

Originally Posted by God-Speed

With very few cars in the lot, the guy still can't get it right!!

Two things (other than the parking itself) in this picture strike me as ridiculous. One is the huge dent. It seems he is trying to park away from others, probably to keep from getting dinged.

The second is that he has left his rear end vulnerable to someone trying to park behind him while he has that huge steel rig hanging off his front end. That's the part of the truck that I'd be challenging someone to snuggle up against.