Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[onzedge]

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

[Haboob]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

I can't wait to be a douche then!

Still wouldn't park mine like that. Nor that close.

[kenchan]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

and poor

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by kenchan

and poor

[Waiz]

From the condition of their front bumper lip section they are in fact a crappy parker

[kenchan]

is that a home depot garden trim lip?

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

It's a nice car -- true, but parking like that, especially on Christmas Eve, is bad form.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

Yeah, do that sh!t in the back of the parking lot.
You know I'd park the Ranger right up against his door.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

Hey, let's show off our Porsche at what's basically the Wal-Mart version of Costco.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Hey, let's show off our Porsche at what's basically the Wal-Mart version of Costco.

Right. He was completely getting in the way of us showing off our Juke with it's new Michelins.

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Yeah, do that sh!t in the back of the parking lot.
You know I'd park the Ranger right up against his door.

I bet you could trim his tires and style his paint real nice, too.

[kenchan]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Right. He was completely getting in the way of us showing off our Juke with it's new Michelins.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

I bet you could trim his tires and style his paint real nice, too.

Ha!
My Ranger is all banged up, covered in mud and wears a Glock sticker on the back window.
He'd never expect a hairdresser the same way nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.

[alcheng]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

I can hear the porsche is saying "come scratch/key me... come..."