Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Haboob]

So I was just using StumbleUpon today for random sites and came across one that had just random "gifts" to buy. One was a box of these:

Amazon.com: Offensive Business Cards: Toys & Games

(It's a large image, but makes it very clear what it says!)

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[nmjaxx9]

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by nmjaxx9

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

[JARblue]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by JARblue

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

[JARblue]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

I don't think mentor is accurate. I think it should be more like a collaborative team effort. I need inspiration, of which you seem to have an abundance. You come up with the idea, and then I'll take it to the next level