Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Snakes709 · 10-07-2012, 12:39 AM

So the other day i came into a parking lot at a store. This assclown with a white pickup truck was on a angle with the left tire and bumper over the line. I said **** it and pulled in. Maybe about 1/2" between my bumper and his tire and about the same amount of space between his door and mine.

I go in, get what i needed to get and as im walking out i watch the guy climb into his passenger side, wiggle over to the driver side. Pull forward (so he wouldnt hit me), backed up, opend his door and hit my car a few times. Backed up some more, opend the door, hit my car again, then drove off. Mean while im laughing so hard that he took the time to do that to my car. While my evo is down im driving a 03 Cavalier with 216,000km. Has huge dents in each quarter panel, front bumper is cracked to ****, rear bumper has a huge hole in it and a few rust spots. Does he really think him hitting my doors and getting his paint on it (no dents were made), is going to bother me? Boy i wish i had a video of it with this song..... (also this video is of my squadron at the range)

ASqn lovely day at the range - YouTube

ShinyBlueZ · 10-07-2012, 12:45 AM

you play it way cooler than me

I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha

that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life.

I really hate people sometimes.

GaleForce · 10-07-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

Nismo89 · 10-07-2012, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KERMIT

lol so awesome!

Snakes709 · 10-07-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

you play it way cooler than me

I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha

that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life.

I really hate people sometimes.

if it was my evo, i wouldnt have parked near anyone. But with the cavalier, since everything is falling apart, i could care less.

nmjaxx9 · 10-07-2012, 12:52 PM

i couldnt resist

Haboob · 10-08-2012, 01:43 PM

I hope this doesn't count as bad mouthing the police, but this officer decided they were going to park wherever they wanted (their car was there for well over an hour too):

Also saw this on the walk back to our main building (did some fancy MSPaint work to put it all into one picture):

Snakes709 · 10-08-2012, 03:39 PM

completely retarded, or very smart...

Haboob · 10-08-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakes709

completely retarded, or very smart...

I would just put my shopping cart right behind it and box it in.

to the driver though, for even trying it. Though, somehow I don't think it can be real? How would one get out? NASCAR style or rear hatch? I guess... that's a lot of effort just to be right by the door.

BlackZeda · 10-08-2012, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I would just put my shopping cart right behind it and box it in.

to the driver though, for even trying it. Though, somehow I don't think it can be real? How would one get out? NASCAR style or rear hatch? I guess... that's a lot of effort just to be right by the door.

My guess is that 6 burly high-schools students picked it up and placed in there as a practical joke. I read that there was a Smart Car canal-dunking craze in the Netherlands a while back.

w0rM · 10-08-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakes709

completely retarded, or very smart...

I vote for completely retarded... not for parking there; for buying a Smart Car.

JARblue · 10-08-2012, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

I don't think mentor is accurate. I think it should be more like a collaborative team effort. I need inspiration, of which you seem to have an abundance. You come up with the idea, and then I'll take it to the next level

JARblue · 10-08-2012, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by w0rM

I vote for completely retarded... not for parking there; for buying a Smart Car.

I love the irony

JARblue · 10-08-2012, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I would just put my shopping cart right behind it and box it in.

to the driver though, for even trying it. Though, somehow I don't think it can be real? How would one get out? NASCAR style or rear hatch? I guess... that's a lot of effort just to be right by the door.

I would try to jam my shopping cart into the rear hatch like you're SUPPOSED to do. I assume the hatch swings inward like a shopping cart?

NissanGuy23 · 10-09-2012, 09:17 AM

Houston, we have parking issues.

10-07-2012, 12:39 AM	#2806 (permalink)
Snakes709 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,205 Drives: 2011 Evo-X GSR Rep Power: 17	So the other day i came into a parking lot at a store. This assclown with a white pickup truck was on a angle with the left tire and bumper over the line. I said ** it and pulled in. Maybe about 1/2" between my bumper and his tire and about the same amount of space between his door and mine. I go in, get what i needed to get and as im walking out i watch the guy climb into his passenger side, wiggle over to the driver side. Pull forward (so he wouldnt hit me), backed up, opend his door and hit my car a few times. Backed up some more, opend the door, hit my car again, then drove off. Mean while im laughing so hard that he took the time to do that to my car. While my evo is down im driving a 03 Cavalier with 216,000km. Has huge dents in each quarter panel, front bumper is cracked to , rear bumper has a huge hole in it and a few rust spots. Does he really think him hitting my doors and getting his paint on it (no dents were made), is going to bother me? Boy i wish i had a video of it with this song..... (also this video is of my squadron at the range) ASqn lovely day at the range - YouTube __________________ 2011 Evo-GSR** AMS 2.4 stroker/ bore, FP Black build in progress. Sponsor: DSG Performance

10-08-2012, 03:39 PM	#2813 (permalink)
Snakes709 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,205 Drives: 2011 Evo-X GSR Rep Power: 17	completely retarded, or very smart... __________________ 2011 Evo-GSR AMS 2.4 stroker/ bore, FP Black build in progress. Sponsor: DSG Performance

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10-07-2012, 12:45 AM	#2807 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 13	you play it way cooler than me I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life. I really hate people sometimes.

10-07-2012, 12:52 PM	#2811 (permalink)
nmjaxx9 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Middletown, Ct Posts: 5,853 Drives: 2011 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 25	i couldnt resist

10-08-2012, 01:43 PM	#2812 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1386	I hope this doesn't count as bad mouthing the police, but this officer decided they were going to park wherever they wanted (their car was there for well over an hour too): Also saw this on the walk back to our main building (did some fancy MSPaint work to put it all into one picture):

10-09-2012, 09:17 AM	#2820 (permalink)
NissanGuy23 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: West Chester, PA Age: 35 Posts: 752 Drives: 09 370Z NISMO PG 6MT Rep Power: 14	Houston, we have parking issues.