Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[ShinyBlueZ]

I get pretty bored at work.. so I think maybe I'll check their website and if there's an email address I'm gonna mess with them next time I have spare time lol

gonna attach your pic and tell him I was a handicapped guy who pulled in and wanted to park in the single handicapped spot in the lot, and when I politely asked their employee, all I did was get flipped off and threatened

"your rude employee told me if I didn't shut my handicapped mouth.. he was going to break my other leg too so I couldn't drive anymore period."

gonna tell the company I frequent that shop, and the next time I see any parking like this I'm reporting them, along with a record of this first initial incident.

hahaha if nothing else.. that's gonna be a funny conversation they have
"hey did you threaten to beat up some handicapped guy at the coffee shop because you parked like a douche?"

[Haboob]

So I was just using StumbleUpon today for random sites and came across one that had just random "gifts" to buy. One was a box of these:

Amazon.com: Offensive Business Cards: Toys & Games

(It's a large image, but makes it very clear what it says!)

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[nmjaxx9]

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by nmjaxx9

good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

[JARblue]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by JARblue

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

[JARblue]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor?

I don't think mentor is accurate. I think it should be more like a collaborative team effort. I need inspiration, of which you seem to have an abundance. You come up with the idea, and then I'll take it to the next level