Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Dark Sarcasm · 05-18-2011, 05:24 PM

this thread is making me nautious. this is why i dont take the Z out of the garage.

onzedge · 05-18-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Sarcasm

this thread is making me nautious. this is why i dont take the Z out of the garage.

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

c41006 · 05-18-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

I thought he was referring to something to do with sailing

b1adesofcha0s · 05-18-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

swilli4424 · 05-18-2011, 09:42 PM

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Here is my car...

How close is this anyway?

And...the culprit....

We also own a Z:

happytheman · 05-18-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by swilli4424

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Damn...I'm so glad to see your ride didn't get hit.

Did you pee on his windshield?

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Damn...I'm so glad to see your ride didn't get hit.

Did you pee on his windshield?

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

happytheman · 05-19-2011, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

Hmm, and all the while the fumes spread about you....the longer you wait...the further they spread. So...when you do finally flick that cig:

Well, perhaps not quite as dramatic as this..but mayhaps not the dramatic exit you were planning on.

c41006 · 05-19-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

Actually a lit cigarette will not ignite gasoline according to the mythbusters

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05-18-2011, 09:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
swilli4424 Base Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Fuquay Varina, NC Posts: 2 Drives: 09 Infiniti G37s 6MT Rep Power: 16	We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G. Here is my car... How close is this anyway? And...the culprit.... We also own a Z: