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metthem 12-05-2013 09:04 AM

And it looks like they cleared them pieces of wood holding the trees. I wonder if it is sitting on some cute little bushes like the ones to the right of the tree.

Haboob 12-05-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 2586903)
My sister just sent me this from the grocery store parking lot... Lol. Someone must have forgot to put it in gear and set the parking brake.

Happy Thanksgiving!

( Click to show/hide )

:shakes head: Mustang owners.

:stirthepot:






Just kidding! Now I have to make sure I always do this so karma doesn't bite me in the ***.

onzedge 12-13-2013 07:45 AM

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onzedge 12-13-2013 07:45 AM

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onzedge 12-13-2013 07:46 AM

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zeeder 12-13-2013 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2607663)

I can't hate on this one because I tend to do this as well...lol.

JARblue 12-13-2013 03:08 PM

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Douche at the post office today. What this photo doesn't show is that his front driver tire was even closer to the car on the other side than his rear passenger tire was to me :shakes head:

onzedge 12-13-2013 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2608325)
Douche at the post office today. What this photo doesn't show is that his front driver tire was even closer to the car on the other side than his rear passenger tire was to me :shakes head:

He comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.

cooltoy 12-16-2013 10:55 AM

Slight miscalculation on the slope?

http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws...29d0ca8c_8.jpg

johncarlopang 12-16-2013 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2611583)
Slight miscalculation on the slope?

http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws...29d0ca8c_8.jpg

hehehe manila :happydance:

LunaZ 12-17-2013 09:24 AM

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This guy always parks there even though there's plenty of spaces in front of his building and even though he knows he's welcome to park in my lot.
He's not exactly blocking the driveway, but he's not making it easy for my customers to get in, either.

metthem 12-18-2013 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2607662)

That vert is just begging for a knife through the top

/Angelo350Z/ 12-18-2013 08:20 AM

^^ Holy sh1t lol

onzedge 12-21-2013 05:55 PM

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onzedge 12-21-2013 05:55 PM

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onzedge 12-21-2013 05:56 PM

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cooltoy 12-21-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2619839)

I'd be more concerned about the car parked on the roof.

LunaZ 12-21-2013 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2619839)

Look at that douchebag parked on the roof! :roflpuke2:

cooltoy 12-21-2013 09:04 PM

;) It's even more funny when we say it twice.

Waiz 12-22-2013 01:44 AM

:icon17:

Justice97 12-22-2013 08:41 AM

If one parks on the lines in an almost empty parking lot, does that make him a crappy parker? What if I park crappy at work on Saturday because I know there are no more cars coming to work that day. Does this make me a crappy parker? Just curious, I wouldn't want to make the crappy parker thread on another forum.

shadoquad 12-22-2013 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Justice97 (Post 2620175)
If one parks on the lines in an almost empty parking lot, does that make him a crappy parker? What if I park crappy at work on Saturday because I know there are no more cars coming to work that day. Does this make me a crappy parker? Just curious, I wouldn't want to make the crappy parker thread on another forum.

I think most of us are guilty of occasionally parking crooked, or even intentionally parking "like a boss" for others' amusement or whatever. Showing up in this thread isn't some mark of shame lol. It's not to be taken that seriously.

The pics that are egregious are the ones where someone crowds someone else to the extreme, or parks on a curb, or parks in a fire lane... That's not likely to happen in an empty parking lot on a Saturday.

Of course, I can't speak for everyone :icon17:

LunaZ 12-22-2013 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Justice97 (Post 2620175)
If one parks on the lines in an almost empty parking lot, does that make him a crappy parker? What if I park crappy at work on Saturday because I know there are no more cars coming to work that day. Does this make me a crappy parker? Just curious, I wouldn't want to make the crappy parker thread on another forum.

If a tree falls in the forest...

shadoquad 12-22-2013 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2620184)
If a tree falls in the forest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pW2bE61Z9U

KN21283 12-23-2013 08:39 PM

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onzedge 12-24-2013 12:48 PM

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Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

Haboob 12-24-2013 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623360)
Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

I can't wait to be a douche then! :tup: :icon17:

Still wouldn't park mine like that. Nor that close.

kenchan 12-24-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623360)
Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

and poor :icon17:

onzedge 12-24-2013 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2623371)
and poor :icon17:

:icon17:

Waiz 12-24-2013 01:11 PM

From the condition of their front bumper lip section they are in fact a crappy parker :icon17:

kenchan 12-24-2013 01:31 PM

is that a home depot garden trim lip? :tup:

m4a1mustang 12-24-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623360)
Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

onzedge 12-24-2013 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 2623424)
Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

It's a nice car -- true, but parking like that, especially on Christmas Eve, is bad form.

LunaZ 12-24-2013 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 2623424)
Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

Yeah, do that sh!t in the back of the parking lot.
You know I'd park the Ranger right up against his door. :icon17:

LunaZ 12-24-2013 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623360)
Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

Hey, let's show off our Porsche at what's basically the Wal-Mart version of Costco. :ugh2:

onzedge 12-24-2013 01:58 PM

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Hey, let's show off our Porsche at what's basically the Wal-Mart version of Costco. :ugh2:

Right. He was completely getting in the way of us showing off our Juke with it's new Michelins.

m4a1mustang 12-24-2013 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2623438)
Yeah, do that sh!t in the back of the parking lot.
You know I'd park the Ranger right up against his door. :icon17:

I bet you could trim his tires and style his paint real nice, too. :p

kenchan 12-24-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623454)
Right. He was completely getting in the way of us showing off our Juke with it's new Michelins.

:icon17:

LunaZ 12-24-2013 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 2623466)
I bet you could trim his tires and style his paint real nice, too. :p

Ha!
My Ranger is all banged up, covered in mud and wears a Glock sticker on the back window.
He'd never expect a hairdresser the same way nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.

alcheng 12-24-2013 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2623360)
Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...


I can hear the porsche is saying "come scratch/key me... come..."


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