Official Crappy Parkers Thread

happytheman · 01-19-2012, 12:02 PM

Hahah! Glad to speed you on to a good day!

4r3s · 01-19-2012, 03:23 PM

Mecinoid- for what its worth I'm a pretty skinny guy and I do find it difficult getting in and out of the z as well when I can't open the door almost all the way. My one roommate likes to park withing a couple of feet of my car everytime. Hes like I'm careful, I'm not going to hit your car. which I only semi believe seeing how he lives and keeps his room...but yeah I've had to talk to him about the getting in and out thing a few times now.

happytheman · 01-19-2012, 05:17 PM

Now if only he could park that close to your passenger door, then you'd be all set right?

4r3s · 01-20-2012, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Now if only he could park that close to your passenger door, then you'd be all set right?

I live in a town home community, my neighbor's car has a flat and hasn't moved in about 2 years so I got that side covered lol

haitech · 01-20-2012, 01:11 PM

I love those mayhem commercials!

onzedge · 01-20-2012, 01:13 PM

b1adesofcha0s · 01-20-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Off by just a tiny bit

roplusbee · 01-20-2012, 08:40 PM

I am with you on parking way out. My girl complains, but she drive a Tahoe...............

onzedge · 01-23-2012, 11:18 AM

This guy hit the trifecta -- wrong way, backwards and on the line. I saw this at Target in Sac.

BlackZeda · 01-23-2012, 07:38 PM

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

Snakes709 · 01-24-2012, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

I would park right next to him, within the lines and as close to him as possible just to piss him off.

Mt Tam I am · 01-24-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

BlackZeda · 01-24-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-24-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackZeda

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

Huck · 01-21-2012, 01:56 AM

If only everyone could park like this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmmJ...e_gdata_player

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01-19-2012, 12:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-19-2012, 05:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-20-2012, 08:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
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01-19-2012, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
4r3s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: MD Posts: 2,077 Drives: Touring 370z Rep Power: 26	Mecinoid- for what its worth I'm a pretty skinny guy and I do find it difficult getting in and out of the z as well when I can't open the door almost all the way. My one roommate likes to park withing a couple of feet of my car everytime. Hes like I'm careful, I'm not going to hit your car. which I only semi believe seeing how he lives and keeps his room...but yeah I've had to talk to him about the getting in and out thing a few times now.

01-20-2012, 01:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
haitech Track Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Austin/Dallas Posts: 922 Drives: 11' 370z Magnetic M6 Rep Power: 16	I love those mayhem commercials!

01-23-2012, 07:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
BlackZeda A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Englewood, CO Posts: 1,109 Drives: 19 Audi TT RS Rep Power: 24	I have mixed feelings on this one... - He is pretty far away from anyone - He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close - It's a Maserati - It's black If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

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