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robones 09-02-2012 10:04 PM

Damn! Use the Lambo as a stepping stool? Lmao!!! Wow!!

alcheng 09-02-2012 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by robones (Post 1899209)
Damn! Use the Lambo as a stepping stool? Lmao!!! Wow!!

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1898903)
...just a small bump-no worries... :p


And.........










A speed-bump...

nmjaxx9 09-02-2012 11:09 PM

another fail! :bowrofl:

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/u...rking-fail.jpg

KERMIT 09-03-2012 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by nmjaxx9 (Post 1899354)

My guess is that snow was coving the ground when they got there, then it melted.

nmjaxx9 09-03-2012 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KERMIT (Post 1899598)
My guess is that snow was coving the ground when they got there, then it melted.

You might be right because the back row messed up too. :icon17:

shadoquad 09-08-2012 11:22 AM

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This happened to me on Wednesday...

This Minivan pulled up behind me...

Completely boxing me in and trapping my car at work. I had to get security involved just to leave, and I nearly missed a vital client meeting because of this.

I bear some responsibility, because it's not immediately obvious to the casual observer that one cannot drive out the other way, but there's a chain link fence there. I pull forward there, usually, to make it easier for me and the cars next to me to open their doors as wide as they like.

But the minivan should have known. The parking lot has been like this for over a year now.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

Haboob 09-08-2012 12:25 PM

Why would they even make a parking lot like this? You're just asking for it if you pull forward into that spot.

b1adesofcha0s 09-08-2012 12:34 PM

That's what you get for trying to be forever alone in that row. Lol jk :roflpuke2:

OMGiGOTaZ 09-08-2012 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1907512)
This happened to me on Wednesday...

This Minivan pulled up behind me...

Completely boxing me in and trapping my car at work. I had to get security involved just to leave, and I nearly missed a vital client meeting because of this.

I bear some responsibility, because it's not immediately obvious to the casual observer that one cannot drive out the other way, but there's a chain link fence there. I pull forward there, usually, to make it easier for me and the cars next to me to open their doors as wide as they like.

But the minivan should have known. The parking lot has been like this for over a year now.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

That suuuucks! Soccer mom Van is hilarious though, like seriously, wtf did they say when they had to move?

Huck 09-08-2012 02:33 PM

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I love my parking spot :)
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Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

b1adesofcha0s 09-08-2012 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1907748)
I love my parking spot :)
Attachment 53929


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

Except when someone tries to share it with you :stirthepot:

shadoquad 09-08-2012 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OMGiGOTaZ (Post 1907704)
That suuuucks! Soccer mom Van is hilarious though, like seriously, wtf did they say when they had to move?

I wasn't there for that. I gave security the info on the van, they made announcements, and I went out about 10 minutes later, no van :)

MACSIMIZER 09-09-2012 10:03 AM

Shado, throw some boltcutters in car, then the next time someone does this just cut hole in fence and drive off.

Ire 09-09-2012 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MACSIMIZER (Post 1908476)
Shado, throw some boltcutters in car, then the next time someone does this just cut hole in fence and drive off.

while you're at it,cut a Z into the fence ;)

sexZness 09-09-2012 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1899052)
The truck driver, "dang…… raccoons are friggin' fat these days……!!!! "

:icon18: :icon18:

or strippers... :ugh2: just reminded of that one chick that got ran over by one of these monster-height trucks outside a strip club in dallas :facepalm:

family said she wasn't a stripper there, she just happened to be outside it at 3am :rofl2:

sad to say, she died :(

alcheng 09-09-2012 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1908734)
or strippers... :ugh2: just reminded of that one chick that got ran over by one of these monster-height trucks outside a strip club in dallas :facepalm:

family said she wasn't a stripper there, she just happened to be outside it at 3am :rofl2:

sad to say, she died :(

:icon14:

Maybe she thought she is too short to get roll-over by the truck..... :icon14: :icon14:

:( :(



How are you Ms.SexZness?? :hello:

sexZness 09-09-2012 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908743)
:icon14:

Maybe she thought she is too short to get roll-over by the truck..... :icon14: :icon14:

:( :(



How are you Ms.SexZness?? :hello:

LOL :hello: I'm doing well, thanks for asking :) How's everything up there in Canada?

alcheng 09-09-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1908748)
LOL :hello: I'm doing well, thanks for asking :) How's everything up there in Canada?

Finishing work in here, we gonna have a cruise on the 30th, Fire is coming up from NYC so it's gonna be fun... although I won't be able to join them because of work... :ugh2: but still be able to meet up for dinner :tup:

sexZness 09-09-2012 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908783)
Finishing work in here, we gonna have a cruise on the 30th, Fire is coming up from NYC so it's gonna be fun... although I won't be able to join them because of work... :ugh2: but still be able to meet up for dinner :tup:

O damm... I'm picturing a bunch of Zs speeding down curvy roads while surrounded by big ol flames :ugh2:

True husslas work weekends :tup: I'm right there with you, still at work myself

alcheng 09-09-2012 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1908796)
O damm... I'm picturing a bunch of Zs speeding down curvy roads while surrounded by big ol flames :ugh2:

True husslas work weekends :tup: I'm right there with you, still at work myself


Working and Posting..... they born like twins.... :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

alcheng 09-09-2012 04:53 PM

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Yea.... some stupid is trying show off his/her vintage junkyard condition legendary Civic.... by taking up 5 spots in one shot..... :icon23: :icon23:

LakeShow 09-09-2012 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908834)
Yea.... some stupid is trying show off his/her vintage junkyard condition legendary Civic.... by taking up 5 spots in one shot..... :icon23: :icon23:

Winning!

sexZness 09-09-2012 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908816)
Working and Posting..... they born like twins.... :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

:p

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908834)
Yea.... some stupid is trying show off his/her vintage junkyard condition legendary Civic.... by taking up 5 spots in one shot..... :icon23: :icon23:

vtec so epic it needs 5 spots

like a boss

crazyyankfan 09-09-2012 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1908941)
:p



vtec so epic it needs 5 spots

like a boss

Does this old civic even have the vtec?

Check that. I think it might actually do...:roflpuke2:

alcheng 09-09-2012 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by crazyyankfan (Post 1908950)
Does this old civic even have the vtec?

Check that. I think it might actually do...:roflpuke2:

vtec?? sure it has.... the driver's foot... :ugh2:

poorazn 09-09-2012 10:35 PM

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Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

onzedge 09-09-2012 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1908834)
Yea.... some stupid is trying show off his/her vintage junkyard condition legendary Civic.... by taking up 5 spots in one shot..... :icon23: :icon23:

That's incredible!!! Look at those water spots on your mirror!!! :icon17:

keb370z 09-09-2012 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by poorazn (Post 1909271)
Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

Just inside the lines isn't good enough. Imagine if everyone parked like this. No one would ever be able to get in or out of their cars. But see, the driver has plenty of room to get in and out, what does he care? Clueless. Inexcusable. Needs to take public transportation or take driving lessons. /rant

alcheng 09-09-2012 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1909272)
That's incredible!!! Look at those water spots on your mirror!!! :icon17:


Yes.... my Z sweat its mirror when it saw that Civic..... :bowrofl:

(Well... forgive me but we had rain storm yesterday... :ugh2:)

onzedge 09-09-2012 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1909288)
Yes.... my Z sweat its mirror when it saw that Civic..... :bowrofl:

(Well... forgive me but we had rain storm yesterday... :ugh2:)

:tiphat:

crazyyankfan 09-09-2012 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1909288)
Yes.... my Z sweat its mirror when it saw that Civic..... :bowrofl:

(Well... forgive me but we had rain storm yesterday... :ugh2:)

sweat from getting "VTECed" by a civic:tup:

alcheng 09-10-2012 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by crazyyankfan (Post 1909356)
sweat from getting "VTECed" by a civic:tup:

:icon18: Yea.... a moving piece of sheet-metal with human-VTEC... :icon18:

GaleForce 09-10-2012 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by poorazn (Post 1909271)
Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

I would have waited for the driver of the Kia to return to their vehicle, then I would punch them square in the nuttal region and calmly drive away.

Some people's kids :shakes head:

NeoSHNIK 09-10-2012 09:04 AM

Special C5 Vette:
http://cs307314.userapi.com/v3073141...01MWV1noRE.jpg

KSFastah 09-10-2012 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by poorazn (Post 1909271)
Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

Just.....WOW.

There is rude....and then there is THAT.

Haboob 09-10-2012 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KSFastah (Post 1909631)
Just.....WOW.

There is rude....and then there is THAT.

I swear people do this just to be complete ********.

They just wake up in the morning and think of ways they can piss people off. :shakes head:

KSFastah 09-10-2012 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 1909644)
I swear people do this just to be complete ********.

They just wake up in the morning and think of ways they can piss people off. :shakes head:


Yeah....and that clown came up with a winner....that little stunt would have set me off, for SURE.

nmjaxx9 09-10-2012 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NeoSHNIK (Post 1909624)

dam that is surprising, usually vette drivers are really careful with their cars. usually because they are a lot older and respect the law :icon17:

gurneyeagle 09-10-2012 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by poorazn (Post 1909271)
Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

A quick snip of a valve stem (or better yet nick it for a slow leak) or two from a pair of pliers makes a great "thank you!" for such a dumb arse that would park like that.

GaleForce 09-10-2012 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gurneyeagle (Post 1910390)
A quick snip of a valve stem (or better yet nick it for a slow leak) or two from a pair of pliers makes a great "thank you!" for such a dumb arse that would park like that.

Just buy a valve stem core removal tool. Small enough to fit in your pocket and very effective.


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