is he blind? :bowrofl:

Hard to tell in this pic, but the nose of the Grand Marquis is sticking out like two feet past the wall in this tight underground parking garage in DC.

Those Grand Marquis are definitely not compacts lol.:roflpuke2:

:mad: dafuq?!?!

Heres another type of crappy parker:

Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately. :shakes head:

He tried to make me ricer by association :rolleyes:

Glad you didnt get thrown in jail.. :ugh2:

But the average person really wouldn't know any better :ugh: case in point: my friend's coworker's girlfriend spotted me a few times and to this day, she still thinks I drive a "white g37 with red wheels"

:facepalm:

That's the correct way to park

Absolutely! The Z isn't interfering with any other parking space.

Exactly. I always try to park like this. One time at Hooters I had a big truck still park in the no parking zone beside my car :shakes head:

:rofl2:

He nearly got itAttachment 62920

That's terrible lol

And that's a pos BMW too! Hahahahaah

No M series, no care.

3 in 1 pic
 

At Save Mart.

why take up 2 spaces? because racecar!

Why take up 6 spaces? Because 3 racecars!

mind = blown

People gravitate to parking too close to your car. It's because it's too nice looking. Start trying to ugly it up some. :tiphat:

so son had a bday party at monkey joes, so i had 2 hours to burn while he woooped it up. I went to a local strip mall wings joint, figured id eat some wings, have a soda and watch some bball/hockey.
I parked the juke in the last row all by it self, the remainder of the parking lot had a bunch of open parking, no one should have parked anywhere near me. yeah...................

http://www.the370z.com/attachments/n...read-idiot.jpg

This is how that went:

Guy in minivan: "IS THAT A JUKE-R?! Oh Well, im already parked...." :bowrofl:

Look at how this truck parked! Absurd! :shakes head:

A group of guys just pulled it up along side me on the curb! And, I explicitly parked here because I didn't think anyone else would want to park next to a building on fire.:icon14:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8248/8...18c35f7b_c.jpg

I think that's called parking in a fire lane :shakes head: :icon17:

Behold! The ultimate D-Bag!

holy lift-exhaust-parking job batman! :wtf:

you win /thread :icon17:

Lol seriously that exhaust is out of this world ridiculous!

:inoutroflpuke:

That sh1t is all the rage out here in Central Pennsyltucky.
It's like Tractor Supply Company meets The Fast and The Furious. Teenagers in Carhartt dumping over-sized turbos into their trucks, lifting them and putting on exhaust pipes from a semi. Don't forget to sticker it up with a giant "Cummins" logo or three.

I got the same thing on this side of the state. It's the gas well drillers. They're all from out of state. Mostly southern boys. Cummin's decals on ferd and cheby trucks. :icon14:

Looks like he wants to run someoneme over with his big truck tires!! "Ill teach you a lesson"

:icon18:

Yea exactly, in PA i see pipes like that everywhere!

Also here is my ideal park job at my new jobAttachment 63975

This is not an Official Excellent Parkers thread.:icon17:

Lol! Omg we need a excellent parker thread

You will see trucks like that all of the time from where i am from. I live in Arkansas, and i thought i was going to get away from it going to fayetteville for school, but surprisingly it just got worse.

Thats not an ideal park job. You are mistaken sir. You see you think you have protected your body panels from getting dinged. Which you have done successfully I might add. However you have failed to take in account something else in your environment. May I bring your attention to the tree right behind your car. What do you think likes to reside in that tree?

F***

*goes out to parking lot*

Yeah, in my 350z I parked in the LAST spot of the mall parking lot. I came out after the movie and the wind had caught a shopping cart and flung it into the side of my car :( You're not safe way in the back either because there's no other cars around to protect you if a cart gets loose. Either that or someone grabbed a cart and slammed it into my door lol I still park at the back or in the front spot way over from the next spot if I go to the mall but that cart is always in the back of my mind lol

At least it forced me to trade the 350z in on a 370z :)

Random complaint: the Z's door closes with very little effort, infact just a small bump and it'll swing closed. This in in contrast to your average car / SUV which requires a heavy swing to shut. The result of the two is when people get out of the Z they slam the door like they would in a SUV and the result is the door slamming shut at 400mph. On the contrary, ive been not fully shutting doors when i ride in other cars because im not used to having to use 500lbs of force

It's Nissan's automatic doors.

It's very frustrating. Acura has them too. I can't open the door without it wanting to close on me as I'm carrying something out. :mad: