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blackcherry20 09-10-2012 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gurneyeagle (Post 1910390)
A quick snip of a valve stem (or better yet nick it for a slow leak) or two from a pair of pliers makes a great "thank you!" for such a dumb arse that would park like that.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1910405)
Just buy a valve stem core removal tool. Small enough to fit in your pocket and very effective.

:eek: oh my gosh! You guys are seriously serious about crappy parkers! So much so that i will never park my Z like the pics on here! Lol! If those people ever saw the stuff in this thread they would be afraid-very afraid! :bowrofl: :p now i am going to :gtfo2:! :driving:

alcheng 09-10-2012 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gurneyeagle (Post 1910390)
A quick snip of a valve stem (or better yet nick it for a slow leak) or two from a pair of pliers makes a great "thank you!" for such a dumb arse that would park like that.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1910405)
Just buy a valve stem core removal tool. Small enough to fit in your pocket and very effective.

Or just 'protect' the exhaust with a condom....

GaleForce 09-10-2012 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1910629)
Or just 'protect' the exhaust with a condom....

:icon18: you win

edit- I forgot I can't see your posts, never mind :roflpuke2:

blackcherry20 09-10-2012 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1910629)
Or just 'protect' the exhaust with a condom....

:eek: :icon14:

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1910632)
:icon18: you win

:bowrofl: :iagree: :icon18:

blackcherry20 09-10-2012 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1910632)
:icon18: you win

edit- I forgot I can't see your posts, never mind :roflpuke2:

:confused: do you know if you get iggy'd?! :p

alcheng 09-10-2012 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1910632)
:icon18: you win

edit- I forgot I can't see your posts, never mind :roflpuke2:

LOL...!!!

GaleForce bud.... you are seeing something you not suppose to see~~~ :wtf2:


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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1910640)
:confused: do you know if you get iggy'd?! :p

I cant answer you cos I have NO experience of it!!! :bowrofl:

Ask Mr.Isamu, he knows.... :roflpuke2:

370zproject 09-11-2012 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by poorazn (Post 1909271)
Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

:shakes head:

Huck 09-11-2012 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1910548)
:eek: oh my gosh! You guys are seriously serious about crappy parkers! So much so that i will never park my Z like the pics on here! Lol! If those people ever saw the stuff in this thread they would be afraid-very afraid! :bowrofl: :p now i am going to :gtfo2:! :driving:

Homie don't play dat, fool!


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

blackcherry20 09-11-2012 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1911157)
Homie don't play dat, fool!


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

:tup: :bowrofl: ok-i wont-still-i will be parking between the lines (not the rebel type anyway :) (wth has a whole new meaning for me :p

birdmanx1 09-11-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1907512)
This happened to me on Wednesday...

This Minivan pulled up behind me...

Completely boxing me in and trapping my car at work. I had to get security involved just to leave, and I nearly missed a vital client meeting because of this.

I bear some responsibility, because it's not immediately obvious to the casual observer that one cannot drive out the other way, but there's a chain link fence there. I pull forward there, usually, to make it easier for me and the cars next to me to open their doors as wide as they like.

But the minivan should have known. The parking lot has been like this for over a year now.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

b1adesofcha0s 09-11-2012 01:01 PM

More like a taste of the shadonkadonk :roflpuke2:

shadoquad 09-11-2012 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1911450)
You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

birdmanx1 09-11-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1911479)
I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

:bowrofl::bowrofl: I would have paid to see that.

blackcherry20 09-17-2012 02:51 PM

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PARKING VIOLATION

PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

cdoxp800 09-17-2012 02:57 PM

:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::i con18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::ico n18:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

Haboob 09-17-2012 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1920535)
PARKING VIOLATION

PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

alcheng 09-17-2012 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cdoxp800 (Post 1920546)
:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::i con18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::ico n18:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 1920549)
:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

:iagree: :iagree: :icon18: :icon18: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

Pintsize725 09-17-2012 03:53 PM

The boss and I. Being short and parking the Z kind of sucks.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...9-17153540.jpg

blackcherry20 09-17-2012 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1911479)
I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

:ugh2: that is a stoopid movie. that is all.
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Originally Posted by cdoxp800 (Post 1920546)
:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::i con18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::ico n18:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 1920549)
:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1920586)
:iagree: :iagree: :icon18: :icon18: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

:tup: :tup: :tup: :happydance:

shadoquad 09-17-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1920696)
:ugh2: that is a stoopid movie. that is all.

Opinions are like elbows. Everybody's got 'em but yours is wrong

:icon17:

alcheng 09-17-2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 1920685)
The boss and I. Being short and parking the Z kind of sucks.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...9-17153540.jpg

Looks like your boss is shorter than you.... :icon17:

blackcherry20 09-17-2012 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1920718)
Opinions are like elbows. Everybody's got 'em but yours is wrong

:icon17:

:tup: LOL-that's what I heard anyways.....you been talking to mr. bc20?!

Pintsize725 09-17-2012 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1920726)
Looks like your boss is shorter than you.... :icon17:

Boss wasn't driving, I forgot, boss was copilot. She told him to do this, as well as some sketchy driving moves on the highway. :shakes head:

shadoquad 09-17-2012 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1920728)
:tup: LOL-that's what I heard anyways.....you been talking to mr. bc20?!

:icon18::icon18::icon18:

ZeeingAround 09-18-2012 11:10 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/82796394.jpg


OR ELSE!

Haboob 09-18-2012 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeeingAround (Post 1921962)

So... he was too far left?

shadoquad 09-18-2012 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeeingAround (Post 1921962)

That's not right at all.

I don't care how bad someone parks, even if they do it intentionally. Vandalism is inexcusable.

b1adesofcha0s 09-18-2012 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1921984)
That's not right at all.

I don't care how bad someone parks, even if they do it intentionally. Vandalism is inexcusable.

:iagree:

onzedge 09-18-2012 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1921984)
That's not right at all.

I don't care how bad someone parks, even if they do it intentionally. Vandalism is inexcusable.

:iagree: Very poor form.

alcheng 09-18-2012 11:50 AM

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Hey!!! This is not your bedroom, please no blindfold during parking... :gtfo2:

omm370z 09-18-2012 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeeingAround (Post 1921962)

This is ****** up. That was not necesary :shakes head:

blackcherry20 09-18-2012 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1921984)
That's not right at all.

I don't care how bad someone parks, even if they do it intentionally. Vandalism is inexcusable.

:iagree: :shakes head:

ShinyBlueZ 09-18-2012 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1921984)
That's not right at all.

I don't care how bad someone parks, even if they do it intentionally. Vandalism is inexcusable.

What's with all the 'I agree's? I fully disagree lol It's like saying, "wait till you act like a jerkoff and someone actually messes with you back." I wish 'everyone' who showed blatant disregard for basic simple rules of society (such as PARKING BETWEEN TWO LINES) would taste instant karma! How many useless warnings and notes left on windshields are required before someone really puts these idiots in their place with an impactful action? If you're gonna be a disrespectful jerk, unable to show any decency or thought to others (especially in very public places like a full parking lot) then you don't deserve any sympathy when you're a victim of the same rule-breakers such as vandals.

So many people are self-entitled douches. if no one puts them in their place, they just keep pushing it and becoming more and more ridiculous. Maybe after their crap gets keyed, they'll start thinking twice about their actions and consequences. Plus, I strongly believe it's a specific attitude/mindset of said individuals. These line-crossing parkers.. they're very unlikely just douches in this ONE regard. I'm confident they pull a plethora of other rude shizt across the board in their daily lives, probably uncontested because everyone else is too polite and/or timid. I guarantee this 1 guy will check his parking (like any normal person should) before walking away from his car from now on.

If you're gonna feel sympathy.. feel it for the innocent people who get vandalized. Some guys on the forum got their windshields smashed in or tires slashed for no reason at all :shakes head:

All I'm saying is.. if you intentionally decide to 'style' and park your car diagonally across 4 parking spots, and you walk away all smug and uncaring.. when you come back to your car and someone threw an egg or keyed it.. don't be surprised at all. How could you possibly have the nerve to cry like you're some randomly singled out innocent victim? :ugh:

If I ever pull into a parking spot and I'm over the line or crooked.. I fix it because it's just the natural human thing to do. I don't feel like I'm entitled to multiple spots for my car. I can't even imagine 'purposely' crossing the line, yet I see 1 or 2 idiots at my work doing this repeatedly. It's not a 1-time accidental occurrence. It's daily and deliberate. I would personally never damage anyone's car.. but I couldn't care less if someone else does it to people like these. "Vandalism was going too far.. inexcusable" would honestly be the last thing to come out of my mouth.

shadoquad 09-18-2012 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ (Post 1922380)
What's with all the 'I agree's? I fully disagree lol It's like saying, "wait till you act like a jerkoff and someone actually messes with you back." I wish 'everyone' who showed blatant disregard for basic simple rules of society (such as PARKING BETWEEN TWO LINES) would taste instant karma! How many useless warnings and notes left on windshields are required before someone really puts these idiots in their place with an impactful action? If you're gonna be a disrespectful jerk, unable to show any decency or thought to others (especially in very public places like a full parking lot) then you don't deserve any sympathy when you're a victim of the same rule-breakers such as vandals.

So many people are self-entitled douches. if no one puts them in their place, they just keep pushing it and becoming more and more ridiculous. Maybe after their crap gets keyed, they'll start thinking twice about their actions and consequences. Plus, I strongly believe it's a specific attitude/mindset of said individuals. These line-crossing parkers.. they're very unlikely just douches in this ONE regard. I'm confident they pull a plethora of other rude shizt across the board in their daily lives, probably uncontested because everyone else is too polite and/or timid. I guarantee this 1 guy will check his parking (like any normal person should) before walking away from his car from now on.

If you're gonna feel sympathy.. feel it for the innocent people who get vandalized. Some guys on the forum got their windshields smashed in or tires slashed for no reason at all :shakes head:

All I'm saying is.. if you intentionally decide to 'style' and park your car diagonally across 4 parking spots, and you walk away all smug and uncaring.. when you come back to your car and someone threw an egg or keyed it.. don't be surprised at all. How could you possibly have the nerve to cry like you're some randomly singled out innocent victim? :ugh:

If I ever pull into a parking spot and I'm over the line or crooked.. I fix it because it's just the natural human thing to do. I don't feel like I'm entitled to multiple spots for my car. I can't even imagine 'purposely' crossing the line, yet I see 1 or 2 idiots at my work doing this repeatedly. It's not a 1-time accidental occurrence. It's daily and deliberate. I would personally never damage anyone's car.. but I couldn't care less if someone else does it to people like these. "Vandalism was going too far.. inexcusable" would honestly be the last thing to come out of my mouth.

It's about respecting other people's property. You can inconvenience them back without keying or egging. That's pretty ignorant. If you get one of those "I park like an idiot" bumper stickers and throw it on their windshield, it delivers the same message, takes a while to get off completely, and leaves no permanent damage.

Two wrongs don't make a right. They commit a minor parking violation and you commit a crime in response? Have you ever had your car egged or keyed? That's a little worse than having to walk an extra 40 ft or whatever to get to a building or squeezing into your car because they parked on your door.

Heck, I joked a few pages back about wanting to vandalize a crappy parker. But I wouldn't do it, because I wouldn't want someone to do that to me, ever, regardless of reason.

m4a1mustang 09-18-2012 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1922396)
It's about respecting other people's property. You can inconvenience them back without keying or egging. That's pretty ignorant. If you get one of those "I park like an idiot" bumper stickers and throw it on their windshield, it delivers the same message, takes a while to get off completely, and leaves no permanent damage.

Two wrongs don't make a right. They commit a minor parking violation and you commit a crime in response? Have you ever had your car egged or keyed? That's a little worse than having to walk an extra 40 ft or whatever to get to a building or squeezing into your car because they parked on your door.

Heck, I joked a few pages back about wanting to vandalize a crappy parker. But I wouldn't do it, because I wouldn't want someone to do that to me, ever, regardless of reason.

:iagree:

ShinyBlueZ 09-18-2012 02:32 PM

Two wrongs might not make a right.. but if you didn't commit a wrong in the first place for someone to retaliate in response.. you wouldn't have a problem would you? And it's not about committing a 1-time faux pas. People who park across 2 spots? They didn't do it the one time you saw them do it. It's a deliberate habit. It's them saying each and every time they park their car, "I don't care if someone else needs to park here.. I'm more important so screw them."

Like I said.. I would personally never do anything to anyone's car.. but I DEFINITELY would not argue 'against' crappy things happening to crappy people. And no I've never had my car egged or keyed.. but then again I've never given anyone reason to look at my car and go "what's this idiot's problem? you know what he needs/deserves? [insert vandalism act here]"

But.. you'd put a stupid sticker or something that's hard to come off on their car? So really we're in agreement that these people deserve to have 'something' happen to them? Just not on the severity? I just believe the consequence shouldn't be an issue, if you acted right/proper in the first place.

shadoquad 09-18-2012 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ (Post 1922402)
Two wrongs might not make a right.. but if you didn't commit a wrong in the first place for someone to retaliate in response.. you wouldn't have a problem would you? And it's not about committing a 1-time faux pas. People who park across 2 spots? They didn't do it the one time you saw them do it. It's a deliberate habit. It's them saying each and every time they park their car, "I don't care if someone else needs to park here.. I'm more important so screw them."

Like I said.. I would personally never do anything to anyone's car.. but I DEFINITELY would not argue 'against' crappy things happening to crappy people. And no I've never had my car egged or keyed.. but then again I've never given anyone reason to look at my car and go "what's this idiot's problem? you know what he needs/deserves? [insert vandalism act here]"

Doesn't really matter. If you'd never do it, why would you encourage others to do so by lauding their acts?
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But.. you'd put a stupid sticker or something that's hard to come off on their car? So really we're in agreement that these people deserve to have 'something' happen to them? Just not on the severity? I just believe the consequence shouldn't be an issue, if you acted right/proper in the first place.
I offered an alternative IF vandalism was what you were after, rather than having someone respray their hood or risk rust damage.

alcheng 09-18-2012 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeeingAround (Post 1921962)
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OR ELSE!

Hey bud, can you tell us which parking in your local area does this thing happen?

LunaZ 09-18-2012 03:36 PM

When did Charles Bronson join the forum?

shadoquad 09-18-2012 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1922525)
When did Charles Bronson join the forum?

I don't know, but the forum is suddenly more bad arse!!!

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...210178ba/l.jpg


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