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onzedge 07-03-2011 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1201929)
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:Unfortunantly this is my Fiances parking

Uh oh...

kenchan 07-03-2011 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1201969)
Uh oh...

:icon18:

houkouonchi 07-07-2011 12:50 PM

Just as I was pulling into farmer boys and going to park in the area this guy parked the bastard took up 5 freaking parking spaces, when there were plenty of spaces in the back!

http://box.houkouonchi.jp//ahole_par...boys-small.jpg


I just shook my head as I passed by the guy coming out of the car and took a pic on my way into the place.

I am pretty damn sure he saw me shaking my head LOL.

And another LOL I had to rename the image so I could embed it because it was getting censored because I used the word ***.

onzedge 07-07-2011 12:56 PM

^^^ Nice!

FromG2Z 07-07-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201883)
Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday. :tiphat:


Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

birdmanx1 07-07-2011 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FromG2Z (Post 1207583)
Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

He wouldn't be doing it if he were in Baltimore :stirthepot: he would get his a$$ popped for sure.:icon17:

happytheman 07-07-2011 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by houkouonchi (Post 1207372)
Just as I was pulling into farmer boys and going to park in the area this guy parked the bastard took up 5 freaking parking spaces, when there were plenty of spaces in the back!

I just shook my head as I passed by the guy coming out of the car and took a pic on my way into the place.

I am pretty damn sure he saw me shaking my head LOL.

And another LOL I had to rename the image so I could embed it because it was getting censored because I used the word ***.

Sweet Baby Jesus I think that is deserving of the first Official Golden Douchebag Award!
http://www.areyoudonewiththat.com/wo...0/12/Godu2.jpg

Would everyone please give this a-hole a warm round of applause for this much coveted award?!:tup::tup::tup:

Thanks for tuning in folks!

LunaZ 07-11-2011 09:05 AM

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parkers.jpg

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

b1adesofcha0s 07-11-2011 09:11 AM

:shakes head:

hansoac 07-11-2011 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1211923)
http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parkers.jpg

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

LunaZ 07-11-2011 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by hansoac (Post 1211936)
If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

He must work in one of the stores in the plaza; He's parked there every day.
Yeah, I'm thinking I might have to back my truck in along his driver's side door next time I go to that plaza. I live close enough to there that I can just leave the truck there and walk home so he has a nice surprise when he gets off of work. Or better yet, I could park the truck there tonight, taking just one of the legal spots, but totally ruining his morning when "his" parking spot isn't available :rofl2:

Arkaine 07-11-2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201883)
Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday. :tiphat:

:bowrofl: great story. I love doing that kind of stuff to people.

However, I will admit that I do park like an idiot sometimes, but usually in the very back spaces where no one else is parking.

christian370z 07-11-2011 01:52 PM

On my trip to the dentist and grocery store, the level of crappy parking was exceptionally high today. First, a typical Ferrari owner:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...7-11095344.jpg


Even though I parked way out in the middle of nowhere:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...7-11104949.jpg



Some person with baby seats in the back decided it is best to park directly next to me and not even in the middle of their space:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...7-11105011.jpg


And at the grocery store:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...7-11112020.jpg



When it rains, it pours.

b1adesofcha0s 07-11-2011 02:13 PM

Holy crap, so many parking fails! :eek:

Synack 07-11-2011 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by christian370z (Post 1212432)
On my trip to the dentist and grocery store, the level of crappy parking was exceptionally high today. First, a typical Ferrari owner:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...7-11095344.jpg




When it rains, it pours.

I'd much rather have the 599XX version of this car.

http://img2.netcarshow.com/Ferrari-5...llpaper_08.jpg


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