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LunaZ 07-02-2011 03:55 PM

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parkers.jpg

Ian B 07-02-2011 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201308)

Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

onzedge 07-02-2011 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ian B (Post 1201639)
Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

I think it is the latter.

LunaZ 07-02-2011 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ian B (Post 1201639)
Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

I'm afraid it's a retarded looking spoiler to compliment the hood scoop.

KaienZ34 07-02-2011 10:18 PM

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

onzedge 07-02-2011 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201667)
I'm afraid it's a retarded looking spoiler to compliment the hood scoop.

I saw an early 90's Taurus today with a hood scoop and a trunk lid spoiler. It was awesome!

LunaZ 07-02-2011 11:47 PM

When I was in Montana, I saw a first generation Taurus being used as a pizza delivery vehicle, complete with light up Pizza Hut bubble on the roof and a home grown triple decker combat wing... made out of plywood.

Florida_GATOR 07-03-2011 12:18 AM

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What a douche,
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KaienZ34 07-03-2011 12:56 AM

I agree.

happytheman 07-03-2011 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Florida_GATOR (Post 1201756)
What a douche,
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/\ This

And parked right up front too!:shakes head:

LunaZ 07-03-2011 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201308)

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday. :tiphat:

b1adesofcha0s 07-03-2011 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1201883)
Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday. :tiphat:

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onzedge 07-03-2011 09:02 AM

^^^ LunaZ, +1 rep for a well written and amusing story

:icon18::icon18::icon18::tup:

KaienZ34 07-03-2011 09:14 AM

Dats some funny chit yo.

Dzel 07-03-2011 09:50 AM

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:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:Unfortunantly this is my Fiances parking


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