Official Crappy Parkers Thread

keb370z · 04-03-2012, 04:03 PM

*head explodes*

And for the record, a lot of people can't drive/park.

But if we're going to stereotype, I'd say all the under confident, oh-my-god-would-you-please-merge-no-I-am-not-going-to-give-you-a-personal-invitation-hit-the-gas-and-get-the-heck-in type of driving is usually the result of a female driver.

But the over confident whoa-that-a-hole-just-took-some-paint-off-my-bumper-and-whoops-he-just-ran-into-the-back-of-a-stationary-LED-road-construction-sign-on-the-back-of-a-truck-at-60mph type of driving is usually the result of a male driver.

(That second one is a true story and yes he lived.)

sexZness · 04-03-2012, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb370z

*head explodes*

And for the record, a lot of people can't drive/park.

But if we're going to stereotype, I'd say all the under confident, oh-my-god-would-you-please-merge-no-I-am-not-going-to-give-you-a-personal-invitation-hit-the-gas-and-get-the-heck-in type of driving is usually the result of a female driver.

But the over confident whoa-that-a-hole-just-took-some-paint-off-my-bumper-and-whoops-he-just-ran-into-the-back-of-a-LED-road-construction-sign-on-the-back-of-a-truck-at-60mph type of driving is usually the result of a male driver.

(That second one is a true story and yes he lived.)

I almost pulled one of those yesterday

but that was cuz everyone else was breaking and driving like sissies!

b1adesofcha0s · 04-03-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck

What if they sync up?!

IT WILL BE ARMAGEDDON.

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff.

Satan's trifecta!

sexZness · 04-03-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Satan's trifecta!

Satan's a woman

b1adesofcha0s · 04-03-2012, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

Satan's a woman

It was a joke from an episode of Modern Family

sexZness · 04-03-2012, 04:17 PM

I haven't watched modern family in a while

b1adesofcha0s · 04-03-2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

I haven't watched modern family in a while

It's so funny!

Dzel · 04-03-2012, 04:24 PM

Hilariouos and so is Happily ever after... Best sitcom though Big Bang Theory!! I've never watched so mush tv in my life

sexZness · 04-03-2012, 04:38 PM

hulu and netflix have pretty much killed me desire to leave the house after work

b1adesofcha0s · 04-03-2012, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

hulu and netflix have pretty much killed me desire to leave the house after work

My DVR is always full of stuff I need to watch or catch up on

Dzel · 04-03-2012, 04:49 PM

We catch up on Sunday's

Spikuh · 04-03-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

hulu and netflix have pretty much killed me desire to leave the house after work

So to keep this relevant, you are saying that you simply park horribly at home these days. Correct?

Dzel · 04-03-2012, 04:58 PM

Here we go again...

AchilleZ · 04-03-2012, 05:21 PM

I was in
My car one time listening to music at CSUF and I passed out in the lot. I was boxed in on both sides for the first time in my life (car on my left) pillar on
my right. The car parked angled and was a couple inches from my door. I had an exam soon and so I didn't have enough time to find another spot at school. I unlocked the trunk and went through the hatch of my 350z. I'm 6ft and 230 lbs so yea, it wasn't easy.
The driver of the car that boxed me in just so happen to be a woman....

b1adesofcha0s · 04-03-2012, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AchilleZ

I was in
My car one time listening to music at CSUF and I passed out in the lot. I was boxed in on both sides for the first time in my life (car on my left) pillar on
my right. The car parked angled and was a couple inches from my door. I had an exam soon and so I didn't have enough time to find another spot at school. I unlocked the trunk and went through the hatch of my 350z. I'm 6ft and 230 lbs so yea, it wasn't easy.
The driver of the car that boxed me in just so happen to be a woman....

Should have just opened the window and climbed on top of the car blocking you in

04-03-2012, 04:17 PM	#1521 (permalink)
sexZness A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 18,504 Drives: like it's stolen Rep Power: 107	I haven't watched modern family in a while __________________ Clarification #1: I'm not a bro... [FONT="Garamond"]♥ Baby Zilla ♥ ~ Instagram: @SxZnS Forgestar \| FAST INTENTIONS \| Berk \| Injen \| H&R \| SPC \| Seibon \|

04-03-2012, 04:24 PM	#1523 (permalink)
Dzel A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Midland, TX Posts: 3,884 Drives: 11 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 22	Hilariouos and so is Happily ever after... Best sitcom though Big Bang Theory!! I've never watched so mush tv in my life __________________ 10secWS6 IF YOU CAN'T SWING IT THEN DON'T BRING IT! Check out Domestic Performance C.C.

04-03-2012, 04:38 PM	#1524 (permalink)
sexZness A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 18,504 Drives: like it's stolen Rep Power: 107	hulu and netflix have pretty much killed me desire to leave the house after work __________________ Clarification #1: I'm not a bro... [FONT="Garamond"]♥ Baby Zilla ♥ ~ Instagram: @SxZnS Forgestar \| FAST INTENTIONS \| Berk \| Injen \| H&R \| SPC \| Seibon \|

04-03-2012, 04:49 PM	#1526 (permalink)
Dzel A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Midland, TX Posts: 3,884 Drives: 11 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 22	We catch up on Sunday's __________________ 10secWS6 IF YOU CAN'T SWING IT THEN DON'T BRING IT! Check out Domestic Performance C.C.

04-03-2012, 04:58 PM	#1528 (permalink)
Dzel A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Midland, TX Posts: 3,884 Drives: 11 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 22	Here we go again... __________________ 10secWS6 IF YOU CAN'T SWING IT THEN DON'T BRING IT! Check out Domestic Performance C.C.

04-03-2012, 04:03 PM	#1516 (permalink)
keb370z Base Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 214 Drives: '11 M6 Sport in Blue Rep Power: 13	head explodes And for the record, a lot of people can't drive/park. But if we're going to stereotype, I'd say all the under confident, oh-my-god-would-you-please-merge-no-I-am-not-going-to-give-you-a-personal-invitation-hit-the-gas-and-get-the-heck-in type of driving is usually the result of a female driver. But the over confident whoa-that-a-hole-just-took-some-paint-off-my-bumper-and-whoops-he-just-ran-into-the-back-of-a-stationary-LED-road-construction-sign-on-the-back-of-a-truck-at-60mph type of driving is usually the result of a male driver. (That second one is a true story and yes he lived.)

04-03-2012, 05:21 PM	#1529 (permalink)
AchilleZ Base Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Whittier Posts: 61 Drives: 2010 370z roadster Rep Power: 13	I was in My car one time listening to music at CSUF and I passed out in the lot. I was boxed in on both sides for the first time in my life (car on my left) pillar on my right. The car parked angled and was a couple inches from my door. I had an exam soon and so I didn't have enough time to find another spot at school. I unlocked the trunk and went through the hatch of my 350z. I'm 6ft and 230 lbs so yea, it wasn't easy. The driver of the car that boxed me in just so happen to be a woman.... __________________

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