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Originally Posted by jakoye Wrong! The pullout method is not a joke. It's a way of life! I meant it's a joke to use condoms. In all seriousness, all guys

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Wrong! The pullout method is not a joke. It's a way of life!
I meant it's a joke to use condoms.



In all seriousness, all guys should be using condoms
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to masturbate, because it totally keeps you from making a mess. But only wussies use condoms for sex
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I meant it's a joke to use condoms.



In all seriousness, all guys should be using condoms
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to masturbate, because it totally keeps you from making a mess. But only wussies use condoms for sex
Well, the lambskins are nice, because you get prego protection AND bestiality at the same time.
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Well, the lambskins are nice, because you get prego protection AND bestiality at the same time.
If you're sliding your junk into lambskin, who needs the woman? That would save me the trouble of taking her out to mcdonalds.
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If you're sliding your junk into lambskin, who needs the woman? That would save me the trouble of taking her out to mcdonalds.
But I need a face to lay the pearl necklace on?

I suppose I could use a mask or something, but that seems sad, like a clown.
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