Pretty Funny Story

kevin1985912 · 12-25-2010, 12:24 AM

Found this on the internet. hope you guys like it

This is why you don't try to race random people on the streets.
Kid tried to be the king but got aced! - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum - E90Post.com

"Tonight I was going out to work to finish up a report. Its a nice cool night and I took the 335i. Well, I was in the slow lane and I see a set of HID lights pull up on my rear bumper fast! WTF?!? It changes lanes and it was a murdered out 350Z. Pretty much he was jabbing at his throttle getting me to run. I just stayed in the slow lane and cruised. After a minute or so of trying the driver side window rolls down and some idiot sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. The guy zooms off and begins weaving through traffic.

I keep my pace and he gets stuck behind traffic. Again I am side by side with this clown and he again tries to get me to run. Well, I end up getting ahead of him, he changes lanes, and he begins to ride my ***. He was so close that I couldnt even see his headlights anymore. That's 1. I take a exit and he follows. Perfect. I call in to my co-worker who was on beat and told him to position himself should this idiot follow me into my city. My lane splits into 2 lanes and he gets beside me. The driver looks over and says," Hey bitch.. lets see what that over priced piece of **** can do." and begins revving his engine. The light turns green and he peels out. That's 2.

Speed limit is 35 and he is doing about 50+. That's 3. The next light turns red and we end up next to each other again. Once again I get the verbal abuse. Driver: "Come on bitch. I will smoke your ***." The Passenger: "What a ******* pussy." I turn to them and said," You never know.. there might be cops around." Not sure who said it but I heard " **** the police". The light turns red and he burns out again. That's 4.

My bluetooth goes off and its my partner working beat. I roll up my window and answer my phone. I have him a description of the car and he said he was ready. Light turns green and he sees my partner who has his unit sticking out behind a safeway store and right when he passed my buddy lit his *** up. He pulls over and I pull in behind my buddy and put on my bullet proof vest that was in my trunk.

As my partner backed me up, I went up to the car and identified myself as the police and both of them were in shock. I got his driver license, registration, and insurance. He didn't say anything. I grabbed one of my buddy's cites n hit him up for speeding, exhibition of speed- 2 counts, tinted driver and passenger side windows, and Exhaust. As I filled out the cite I told my buddy to take them out of the car and to tell the driver that his car was getting towed as well.

I went up to the driver and explained to him what I was citing him for and that the Exhibition of Speed was a misdemeanor though we weren't going to arrest him but his car was now mine. He broke down and started to cry!!! Started whimpering and saying " I have finals tomorrow sir! How am I going to get to work?" "Please don't take my car!" The kid was 18 years old and he had to call his dad to pick him up. Needless to say the dad wasn't happy. Tow truck came and took the car. Pretty much he's going to have to pay around 400 bucks to get the car back.

I felt no pity. So lesson is, don't go picking races with people because you never know who you might run into. This kid learned the hard way."

Trips · 12-25-2010, 12:48 AM

funny story Kevin, and thanks for sharing.

LakeShow · 12-25-2010, 12:48 AM

Wow pretty cool story. Kid must have felt like a dumbass LOL.

kevin1985912 · 12-25-2010, 12:52 AM

how can a 18 year old kid get a 350z in the first place...

Xan · 12-25-2010, 12:57 AM

They've been out for a couple of years...

Thanks for sharing.. good story

gauchowr · 12-25-2010, 01:33 AM

Hahaha! awesome story

Laz34 · 12-25-2010, 01:57 AM

LOL hahahaha

Jamaica · 12-25-2010, 04:11 AM

Lmao

onzedge · 12-25-2010, 07:33 AM

Nice.

kenchan · 12-25-2010, 07:46 AM

I lol'ed. Nice find.

xdeslitx · 12-25-2010, 08:15 AM

great story kev

LuckyJinx · 12-25-2010, 08:27 AM

Nice bro! Glad that little POS got what he deserved.

c41006 · 12-25-2010, 08:31 AM

That is an awesome story

fullmonty · 12-25-2010, 09:21 AM

Hahahah thats awesome

radek7633 · 12-25-2010, 09:42 AM

I wonder if it was our friend before he smashed his red 370z while "avoiding and accident"

12-25-2010, 12:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
kevin1985912 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: san diego Age: 38 Posts: 285 Drives: 370zMT touring sport Rep Power: 15	Pretty Funny Story Found this on the internet. hope you guys like it This is why you don't try to race random people on the streets. Kid tried to be the king but got aced! - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum - E90Post.com "Tonight I was going out to work to finish up a report. Its a nice cool night and I took the 335i. Well, I was in the slow lane and I see a set of HID lights pull up on my rear bumper fast! WTF?!? It changes lanes and it was a murdered out 350Z. Pretty much he was jabbing at his throttle getting me to run. I just stayed in the slow lane and cruised. After a minute or so of trying the driver side window rolls down and some idiot sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. The guy zooms off and begins weaving through traffic. I keep my pace and he gets stuck behind traffic. Again I am side by side with this clown and he again tries to get me to run. Well, I end up getting ahead of him, he changes lanes, and he begins to ride my *. He was so close that I couldnt even see his headlights anymore. That's 1. I take a exit and he follows. Perfect. I call in to my co-worker who was on beat and told him to position himself should this idiot follow me into my city. My lane splits into 2 lanes and he gets beside me. The driver looks over and says," Hey bitch.. lets see what that over priced piece of can do." and begins revving his engine. The light turns green and he peels out. That's 2. Speed limit is 35 and he is doing about 50+. That's 3. The next light turns red and we end up next to each other again. Once again I get the verbal abuse. Driver: "Come on bitch. I will smoke your ." The Passenger: "What a **** pussy." I turn to them and said," You never know.. there might be cops around." Not sure who said it but I heard " the police". The light turns red and he burns out again. That's 4. My bluetooth goes off and its my partner working beat. I roll up my window and answer my phone. I have him a description of the car and he said he was ready. Light turns green and he sees my partner who has his unit sticking out behind a safeway store and right when he passed my buddy lit his * up. He pulls over and I pull in behind my buddy and put on my bullet proof vest that was in my trunk. As my partner backed me up, I went up to the car and identified myself as the police and both of them were in shock. I got his driver license, registration, and insurance. He didn't say anything. I grabbed one of my buddy's cites n hit him up for speeding, exhibition of speed- 2 counts, tinted driver and passenger side windows, and Exhaust. As I filled out the cite I told my buddy to take them out of the car and to tell the driver that his car was getting towed as well. I went up to the driver and explained to him what I was citing him for and that the Exhibition of Speed was a misdemeanor though we weren't going to arrest him but his car was now mine. He broke down and started to cry!!! Started whimpering and saying " I have finals tomorrow sir! How am I going to get to work?" "Please don't take my car!" The kid was 18 years old and he had to call his dad to pick him up. Needless to say the dad wasn't happy. Tow truck came and took the car. Pretty much he's going to have to pay around 400 bucks to get the car back. I felt no pity. So lesson is, don't go picking races with people because you never know who you might run into. This kid learned the hard way." __________________ FI non resonated test pipes, CBE. Stillen G3 intakes, Amuse Kit, KW V3 coilovers, SSR Type F, Blackout headlights. 3M clear bra, UpRev tune, 320whp, 260 wtq http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...ect-raven.html

12-25-2010, 12:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,728 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	funny story Kevin, and thanks for sharing. __________________

12-25-2010, 12:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
kevin1985912 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: san diego Age: 38 Posts: 285 Drives: 370zMT touring sport Rep Power: 15	how can a 18 year old kid get a 350z in the first place... __________________ FI non resonated test pipes, CBE. Stillen G3 intakes, Amuse Kit, KW V3 coilovers, SSR Type F, Blackout headlights. 3M clear bra, UpRev tune, 320whp, 260 wtq http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...ect-raven.html

12-25-2010, 12:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
Xan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: MA Posts:99999999999999 Posts: 3,301 Drives: 370Z 40th Aniversary Rep Power: 24	They've been out for a couple of years... Thanks for sharing.. good story __________________

12-25-2010, 01:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Laz34 Base Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Strong Island Posts: 56 Drives: 13 Nissan 370z PW M6 Rep Power: 14	LOL hahahaha __________________ laz34

12-25-2010, 12:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
LakeShow A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: L.I., NY Posts: 5,307 Drives: Everything Rep Power: 25	Wow pretty cool story. Kid must have felt like a dumbass LOL.

12-25-2010, 01:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
gauchowr Base Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: West Los Angeles Age: 40 Posts: 46 Drives: 2010 Anniversary Z Rep Power: 16	Hahaha! awesome story

12-25-2010, 04:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jamaica A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 15,362 Drives: Under boost Rep Power: 73	Lmao

12-25-2010, 07:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Nice. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-25-2010, 07:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	I lol'ed. Nice find.

12-25-2010, 08:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
xdeslitx A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Tu-jungle, CA Posts: 13,045 Drives: Yaris Rep Power: 62	great story kev

12-25-2010, 08:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
LuckyJinx Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 465 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z Nismo Rep Power: 14	Nice bro! Glad that little POS got what he deserved. __________________

12-25-2010, 08:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
c41006 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Atlanta Posts: 9,034 Drives: '10 G37 Coupe BO 7AT Rep Power: 113	That is an awesome story

12-25-2010, 09:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 33	Hahahah thats awesome __________________

12-25-2010, 09:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
radek7633 Base Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Ontario Posts: 102 Drives: 09 Nissan 370 M6 Sp. Rep Power: 14	I wonder if it was our friend before he smashed his red 370z while "avoiding and accident"

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