I guess I'm the youngest kid here with a Z

RicerX · 04-14-2015, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by louiey370z

This thread is a bit amusing haha. Never created this thread for attention, pretty much created it so people are aware of my age (forgot I could add it in the details of my profile), but I was expecting **** talk, so there I have it

hope it made you guys feel better inside

I eagerly anticipate your next post.

jpkirk · 04-14-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BC416

I think that's the exception, not the rule.

Something tells me the OP isn't a 16yo racing prodigy.

Yea well, whenever I hear sweeping generalizations I get all wonky and sh!t.

Never ever say never ever.

Firebase99 · 04-14-2015, 10:08 AM

Maybe I can try to hack his pops Iphone, apple account? We can watch his 2011 Z wrap real time around a Scottsdale tree. Heh?

cooltoy · 04-14-2015, 10:10 AM

Everything kenchan said I

at.

kenchan · 04-14-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Everything kenchan said I

at.

im glad to contribute my entertainment value

jpkirk · 04-14-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by louiey370z

Can't find anything there located in Arizona

As another poster noted HPDE's do exist, however they are much more expensive and require some expertise IMHO. I would hit the "Request A School" button at the bottom of the page listing all the Street Survival locations and make a request. Tell them your story. "I am 16 years old and have a new car that has great performance. I really want to learn about its limits in a controlled environment and it looks like your school has just what I need. Are there plans for a school near Scottsdale AZ any time soon."

Please, steal those words, adapt them to fit what you want to say, I gladly give you my permission, not that it was required anyway. You might be surprised at what happens.

I would think it very cool to hear about your experiences at a school like this.

Edit: BTW, a school like this, along with good grades, oh ... and no tickets ... could have a significant impact on insurance premiums.

jwick · 04-14-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

i'm taking bets.

O/U - 4.5 weeks until crash pics.
O/U - 2:45pm thread locked.
O/U - 12.5 posts of mine will be deleted.
-125 I get banned
-175 OP gets banned

stupid fiscal year end meeting kept me away. daddy's here gents :tip hat:

i'm a little mad no one threw up the FP signal

That's not the FP signal. It's missing the dildo

kenchan · 04-14-2015, 10:21 AM

i guess the point of this entire thread is unless you buy condoms in person at a brick and mortar store instead of online like amazon, you're still a virgin..

jaytirbhaw · 04-14-2015, 10:24 AM

so .... what's your z look like ?

kenchan · 04-14-2015, 10:25 AM

with or without the homedepot mods?

RicerX · 04-14-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by louiey370z

I was thinking about it, and i might be the youngest kid here with a Z lol... 16 years old and a Z was my first car. Got it 8-9 months ago.

Let the **** talk begin

I have had a moment to reflect on the relatively profound nature of your accomplishment that you have chosen to share with us, and I have decided that I should tell you about a story about myself when I was sixteen.

My grandmother was a smoker for many years of her life. One holiday during my year of being sixteen years of age, I visited her with much of my family.

She had quit smoking, and she had chosen this moment over thanksgiving turkey dinner to tell me the importance of never smoking so I don't get cancer.

"Wee RicerX, young lad - never partake in the smoking of tobacco products. Or smokeless tobacco products. Or asbestos. Your health is what will take you through the wonders of life, and even though you don't even have a Nissan Z at your young age, if you invest in your health, not only should you avoid cancer by avoiding smoking, you may even see yourself in a Z car one day, driving through Scottsdale, Arizona, and observing youth with such rare opportunities, and guide them as I guide you."

Yes, Grandmother, I shall.

So I embarked upon a journey of health. I avoided areas where people smoked. I didn't go to bars. I worked out and did lots of cardio. (Before you ask, I even lift.) Pumping iron, PR. Pumping iron, PR. Goose and mixers. Pumpin iyon. (I digress, my heritage is sneaking out).

I took supplements. I regularly engaged in chiropractic care. I ate clean, lean, mean food. I rarely partook in sugary sweet ice cream and other tasty delights.

I worked SO HARD for SO MANY YEARS to maintain my health and honor my grandmother. And your posts gave me cancer anyway.

kenchan · 04-14-2015, 10:29 AM

we're talking about grandma's now?

grandma red

FPenvy · 04-14-2015, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jwick

That's not the FP signal. It's missing the dildo

Better?

kenchan · 04-14-2015, 10:32 AM

FP- is that the AT 370Z logo?

FPenvy · 04-14-2015, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

FP- is that the AT 370Z logo?

04-14-2015, 10:10 AM	#109 (permalink)
cooltoy Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Calgary Posts: 13,948 Drives: 14 PW 370Z S/T MT Rep Power: 240365	Everything kenchan said I at. kenchan likes this. __________________ Member of kenchan's "photoshopped mods" and "proper offsets" gang.

04-14-2015, 10:32 AM	#119 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	FP- is that the AT 370Z logo? VABAM, JARblue, FPenvy and 4 others like this.

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