Do NOT buy a NISMO

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 04:40 PM

i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars. i used some of the money to buy a touring/sport

Sibze · 01-28-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars.

Dude, you got ripped

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sibze

Dude, you got ripped

SHUT UP bro not like you would know, you never even HAD one.... lozer

Sibze · 01-28-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

SHUT UP bro not like you would know, you never even HAD one.... lozer

I went to buy a Nismo but the sales guy told me I wasn't cool enough so I had to by the normal 370z

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sibze

I went to buy a Nismo but the sales guy told me I wasn't cool enough so I had to by the normal 370z

yea, sounds about right. There is a 9" test.... pretty self explanatory.

LuckyJinx · 01-28-2011, 04:49 PM

2 people thought it was a ferrari.

mick · 01-28-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sibze

I went to buy a Nismo but the sales guy told me I wasn't cool enough so I had to by the normal 370z

haha. i thought that was the lexus policy for their new supercar.

toxik · 01-28-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars. i used some of the money to buy a touring/sport

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

Red__Zed · 01-28-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toxik

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

Didn't you buy a regular car and just put the nismo front on it?

No unicorn blood== fail.

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toxik

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

01-28-2011, 04:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
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01-28-2011, 04:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jeffblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: NY Age: 38 Posts: 9,192 Drives: Z32TT & 335xi Coupe Rep Power: 39	i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars. i used some of the money to buy a touring/sport