Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

[gurneyeagle]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

DoodyCalls is the nation's trusted leader in pet waste removal.
All of our services are guaranteed 100%. If you are ever unsatisfied with your cleaning we will re-clean your yard free of charge.
Our friendly, reliable, professional pooper scoopers will clean your yard on a twice weekly, weekly, every other week, or one time basis.
We are fully insured, drive marked vehicles, and are always in uniform.
There is no need to be home when we clean.
We leave a door hanger on your door after each cleaning.

Doody is our duty and we take our job seriously! So stop stressing about dog poop- and leave the problem to the professionals!


Wow, I bet youd really be able to pick up chicks at the local bars then...."what do you do? "oh I pick up dog sh*t in your lawn cause youre too lazy to, then charge you 85 bucks to do something any retard with a bag and a glove can do, I have real skills".

How anybody could make money off of a franchise like this is beyond me.....I mean unless youre handicapped/very old that you cant do it yourself, then thats fine. But everybody in my neighborhood is very young...this just blows my mind.

Never underestimate the laziness, stupidity, and arrogance of the general public. Billions are made every year off those traits.