Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

[Cristobal09]

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

hahahhaa..... oh man... 8 minutes?? really?? come on man, you watch it for the pretty girls on the show.. that guy (the bachelor) is an idiot.

[Sndtgr08]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by Sndtgr08

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

[Cristobal09]

Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said

[4r3s]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said

I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows. I used to have to watch So you think you can dance which in comparison isn't that bad. At least they're doing something that requires a talent. the bachelor/bachelorette is ridiculousness, your 8 minutes is commendable lol.

[Cristobal09]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows.

Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

SYTYCD is not bad because some of the girls on there are pretty hot and they move somewhat erotically.

My favorite "reality" shows at the moment are Bait Car and Hardcore Pawn. Hilarious.

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by Sndtgr08

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

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