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Originally Posted by Cristobal09
Well this was random.....
My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.
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Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!
1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.
That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.
They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.