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shadoquad 03-05-2012 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sndtgr08 (Post 1581896)
Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.

:shakes head:

They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

:iagree::roflpuke2:

m4a1mustang 03-05-2012 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sndtgr08 (Post 1581896)
Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.

:shakes head:

They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: repped

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 08:18 AM

Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that :superghey: Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said :gtfo2:

m4a1mustang 03-05-2012 08:19 AM

Project Runway is good because the drama is real and Heidi Klum is crazy and still pretty hot.

4r3s 03-05-2012 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1581969)
Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that :superghey: Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said :gtfo2:

I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows. I used to have to watch So you think you can dance which in comparison isn't that bad. At least they're doing something that requires a talent. the bachelor/bachelorette is ridiculousness, your 8 minutes is commendable lol.

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1582043)
I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows.

Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

m4a1mustang 03-05-2012 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1582064)
Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

SYTYCD is not bad because some of the girls on there are pretty hot and they move somewhat erotically. :tup:

My favorite "reality" shows at the moment are Bait Car and Hardcore Pawn. Hilarious. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 10:03 AM

Yeah ive never seen bait car but ive seen bits and pieces that were hilarious. I also dont mind america's next top model, I like the "plus" sized models cause the rest of them have aids like figures.

My absolute favorite is Impractical Jokers on TRUtv, but of course its getting axed after this season.

supersic58 03-05-2012 11:05 AM

yo... i feel your pain
 
my wife figured out which password I use for netflix and now the people at their home office must think something strange is going on...

how this viewer went from "godfather", "scarface", "predator", etc. to "He's Just not that in to you" is making them think one thing only... :superghey:

m4a1mustang 03-05-2012 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by supersic58 (Post 1582204)
my wife figured out which password I use for netflix and now the people at their home office must think something strange is going on...

how this viewer went from "godfather", "scarface", "predator", etc. to "He's Just not that in to you" is making them think one thing only... :superghey:

You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

GM_Traitor3.5 03-05-2012 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1582222)
You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Lemme guess, this is one of them:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...0,214,317_.jpg

4r3s 03-05-2012 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1582222)
You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

GM_Traitor3.5 03-05-2012 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1582396)
Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

:icon18:

m4a1mustang 03-05-2012 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1582396)
Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1582396)
Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

LMAO

This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos.

b1adesofcha0s 03-05-2012 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1582396)
Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

:bowrofl:

4r3s 03-05-2012 02:19 PM

Did you all look at the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section? Raises too many questions that I'm pretty sure I would never want to truly know the answers.

eastwest2300 03-05-2012 02:33 PM

One of my favorite shows on TV is Miami Tow, and that other Repo show with the white bald guy...fricken hillarious man.

4r3s 03-05-2012 04:06 PM

I never thought I'd like any "reality" tv shows but "An Idiot Abroad" is a great show. One of the few shows that actually makes me laugh out loud. Saturdays @ 10pm on Science, DVR it!

Speaking of TV anyone else really digging "The Walking Dead"? The first two seasons were ho hum but this third season has been pretty bad arse!

GM_Traitor3.5 03-05-2012 04:13 PM

I'm still waiting for Season 4 of Breaking Bad to come out on Netflix. Got hooked on that show a few months ago and watched the first 3 seasons back to back :excited:

eastwest2300 03-05-2012 04:29 PM

Im into the whole Hells Kitchen, Master Chef, and Kitchen Nightmares.. Chef Gordon Ramsey is the man!

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 04:56 PM

I used to like Kitchen nighmares, but the show has hit the shittter the past few seasons. Now instead of him focusing on restaurants, the dirtiness, the stupid chefs etc etc, his producers pick out restaurants where its all drama amongst relatives. I hate the whining/crying episodes. He used to go to the kitchens, find cockroaches, mold, rotten food etc. He barely does that anymore, and when he does, its for like 3 minutes.

I am a die hard "The Office" fan. I met rainn wilson in person and suprisingly the guy is sort of a douche.

The best show of all, THE WALKING DEAD, excellent show.

eastwest2300 03-05-2012 05:05 PM

I can agree with what you said about Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares... but I still like it.

shadoquad 03-05-2012 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1582943)
I am a die hard "The Office" fan. I met rainn wilson in person and suprisingly the guy is sort of a douche.

That does not surprise me in the least. I've always gotten that vibe off of him.

I loathe the American version of "The Office".

Only appointment television for me is "Sons of Anarchy" and "Face Off"

Cristobal09 03-05-2012 07:29 PM

Yeah Rainn Wilson was at a mall in Buffalo a couple years back taking autographs, He gave some limp dickk hand shake and didnt even make eye contact the entire time. Just a slight hello and a nod. No smile, nothing. He looked like he hadnt shaved in a month, blahh.

I love The Office, but my respect for it goes a little down since Rainn was such a douche to everybody.

OH and guess what show the wife is watching now!

Looks like ill be sitting here for the next hour and a half while shes watching that garbage.

supersic58 03-05-2012 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1582943)
I used to like Kitchen nighmares, but the show has hit the shittter the past few seasons. Now instead of him focusing on restaurants, the dirtiness, the stupid chefs etc etc, his producers pick out restaurants where its all drama amongst relatives. I hate the whining/crying episodes. He used to go to the kitchens, find cockroaches, mold, rotten food etc. He barely does that anymore, and when he does, its for like 3 minutes.

I am a die hard "The Office" fan. I met rainn wilson in person and suprisingly the guy is sort of a douche.

The best show of all, THE WALKING DEAD, excellent show.

Well, why he can buy us all and sell us all ten times over, you should have said "yeah, well at least I'm not type-cast you jerk"

That would have got him fo shizzle

eastwest2300 03-05-2012 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1583196)
OH and guess what show the wife is watching now!

Looks like ill be sitting here for the next hour and a half while shes watching that garbage.

hahaha...the bachelor...:bowrofl::bowrofl:

Cristobal09 03-06-2012 01:38 PM

Maybe you could be on that show Damien, with the hot girl in the camaro that was waved to you today....or hmmmm maybe she was waving to me?

eastwest2300 03-06-2012 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1584407)
Maybe you could be on that show Damien, with the hot girl in the camaro that was waved to you today....or hmmmm maybe she was waving to me?

Dude, that right there was a missed opportunity... damn it!!

Nice meeting you Chris, sending you some eRep for the parts!

Cristobal09 03-06-2012 05:09 PM

that chick was HOT too, you shoulda chased after her.

Oh and it was great meeting you today too. Got me away from work which was driving me insane.

eastwest2300 03-06-2012 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09 (Post 1584728)
that chick was HOT too, you shoulda chased after her.

Oh and it was great meeting you today too. Got me away from work which was driving me insane.

I heard that, these falkers missed our meet in Fairfax today, shame on you bastards..:roflpuke2:

eastwest2300 03-13-2012 02:07 AM

Woot! Woot! I just ordered my MAF Hoses, PCV Hoses, and K&N Filters!!!:happydance::happydance:

hazzazi 03-17-2012 09:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8

m4a1mustang 03-17-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hazzazi (Post 1605499)

:icon18:

eastwest2300 03-17-2012 11:05 PM

Great video..

Cristobal09 03-19-2012 08:07 AM

I Plasti-dipped my fangs yesterday afternoon, it looks sooooo good on silver imo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-49-54_357.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-50-05_552.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-50-26_526.jpg

m4a1mustang 03-19-2012 08:09 AM

Looks good :tup:

2theextreme 03-19-2012 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1607643)
Looks good :tup:

:iagree: Looks really good, Chris!

b1adesofcha0s 03-19-2012 08:52 AM

Looks good :tup:

Cristobal09 03-19-2012 09:07 AM

Thanks guys,

to be honest, my dad did MOST of the work since he used to work in a body shop, I just taped everything up and let him do the spraying.


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