Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

Cristobal09 · 02-09-2013, 10:53 AM

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

b1adesofcha0s · 02-09-2013, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

dmhenderson · 02-11-2013, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

lol

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2013, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

dmhenderson · 02-11-2013, 07:13 PM

I bought 2 and got a 3rd for free:

The Annoy-a-tron

Cristobal09 · 02-14-2013, 07:13 AM

So its Vday....

What are you all doing?

I have no idea what im doing with the wife,

RandyD · 02-14-2013, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

So its Vday....

What are you all doing?

I have no idea what im doing with the wife,

i think i'll drive around all day looking for Cristobal09... then not wave

Cristobal09 · 02-14-2013, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyD

i think i'll drive around all day looking for Cristobal09... then not wave

HA, I get that everyday!

But only in the Z :|

eastwest2300 · 02-14-2013, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyD

i think i'll drive around all day looking for Cristobal09... then not wave

aniceh · 02-14-2013, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

So its Vday....

What are you all doing?

I have no idea what im doing with the wife,

Come home with flowers and have a candlelit dinner at home. Hard to go wrong with flowers, and restaurants are crazy busy today.

Masa · 02-14-2013, 07:25 AM

dmhenderson · 02-14-2013, 09:21 AM

I got her a few things she wanted. Stopping by the house at lunch to set up balloons and flowers and have reservations downtown for dinner tonight.

eastwest2300 · 02-14-2013, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dmhenderson

I got her a few things she wanted. Stopping by the house at lunch to set up balloons and flowers and have reservations downtown for dinner tonight.

Good job Mark.

aniceh · 02-14-2013, 09:42 AM

Sounds like you're pretty well covered, man.

aniceh · 02-14-2013, 09:48 AM

I think I'll go buy myself some flowers tomorrow when everyone's trying to clear out the leftovers.

02-09-2013, 10:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cristobal09 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NOVA Posts: 1,430 Drives: 22 ZL1 & Explorer ST Rep Power: 3373	Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place... service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right... guy - why not, because its lowered? advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs? guy - I cut the springs I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose. b1adesofcha0s likes this. __________________ 2022 Camaro ZL1 2021 Explorer ST

02-11-2013, 07:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
dmhenderson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,930 Drives: AWD TT 370z Rep Power: 28	I bought 2 and got a 3rd for free: The Annoy-a-tron __________________

02-14-2013, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cristobal09 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NOVA Posts: 1,430 Drives: 22 ZL1 & Explorer ST Rep Power: 3373	So its Vday.... What are you all doing? I have no idea what im doing with the wife, __________________ 2022 Camaro ZL1 2021 Explorer ST

02-14-2013, 07:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Masa A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Annapolis, MD Posts: 2,237 Drives: Family Cars Rep Power: 22	__________________ BMW 340i Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk

02-14-2013, 09:21 AM	#12 (permalink)
dmhenderson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,930 Drives: AWD TT 370z Rep Power: 28	I got her a few things she wanted. Stopping by the house at lunch to set up balloons and flowers and have reservations downtown for dinner tonight. __________________

02-14-2013, 09:42 AM	#14 (permalink)
aniceh A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 7,216 Drives: '12 GM 7AT S/T Rep Power: 43	Sounds like you're pretty well covered, man.

02-14-2013, 09:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
aniceh A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 7,216 Drives: '12 GM 7AT S/T Rep Power: 43	I think I'll go buy myself some flowers tomorrow when everyone's trying to clear out the leftovers.

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